Cotton Fitzsimmons

EZC, you were getting censored left and right out there tonight! You were in a foul mood brotha!

I keep seeing people throwing out Callahan's name too. WTF??!!! Did anyone not watch this guy completely embarass himself in Oakland and Nebraska? If we were to hire Callahan, we will pine for the days of Dick Jauron.

Donovan shaves with... ... CHUNKY SOOOOOOUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!

Who knows what happened with this, but the sad truth is, this guy has to go. Supposedly when he was drafted out of Cal his stock had dropped due to "questionable character" and that was a point hotly debated on this board as to what had happened in his past and whether this claim was valid. However, all he's done since being here, is have one episode after another. He's always suspended, in court, being sued, on probation, etc. There's always an explanation or a "but..." behind it, but to me it's just not worth it at this point. Maybe he's being set up on this one, maybe there's more to it, but in my mind it's just another distraction and enough is enough.

Probably some STIFF fines, I'll betcha that.

In ICEMAN's defense... I stand corrected. His record at Stanford is 17-20, this year being his best at 8-5. I thought he had a much better record since joining THE CARDINAL. Still has them headed in the right direction it seems, but not nearly as impressive as I thought.

Was that Jim Harbaugh or Stan "Diego" Humphries? (WOAH... blast from the past!)

I didn't see the Live chat with Sullivan, but I heard that he said Jim Harbaugh is being talked to by the Bills (under the radar of course like all of the other talks). Can anyone confirm this? If so, I feel good about this bit of news. While I am squarely in the Cowher or bust camp, I think Harbaugh would be my #2 choice. He's risky for sure, but what he's done at Stanford has been phenomenal. And his bravado cracks me up... Carroll: "What's your deal man?? Harbaugh: "What's YOUR deal MAN?!" I can just see him coming in here and busting Belichik's balls like this. It'd be freaking hillarious.

True dat Rocketship! I love when Chris Brown reports that Michael Lombardi reported that someone in the Bills office thinks they're close to possibly making a decision. WHO-AHHHH BROTHER! Rock on!

Generally there's HOOPLA involved... How YOU doin, ya know...

All that Modrak wants is another baby... John Guy is gone tomorrow boy! All that Modrak wants is another baby... woah oh ohhhhh.

Perhaps a selection from the late, great Minnie Riperton anyone? Keep the feedback coming... Ye Ole' Cotton is in the lab!

Good point Lori. That's very plausible. It's just tough to decipher at this point. I can't say that I've seen a story take on such a life of its own like this Cowher thing has. Despite the abysmal decade of Bills football we just exited, there were some big acquisitions, stories, and rumors (Bledsoe, Spikes... Seifert at the airport, etc.), but this thing has had to cost countless more hours of productivity for the masses than any of those combined. I know I haven't gotten anything done at work for the last couple of weeks! By the time Cowher is hired, Ye Ole will more than likely be canned.

FWIW... Logan supposedly broke the story that the Bills were firing the entire coaching staff about 2 hours before anyone else picked up on it. Sal discussed this on his show the other night. Now, allegedly, Logan was wrong about Cowher being in Buffalo yesterday, but I've since heard he stands by this report despite what other outlets are saying. Take it for what it's worth at this point. Could be good info. could be BS. One thing to note, however, the guy is all about East Aurora, and that's his main focus on his shows/blogs. He rarely talks Bills stuff, so I'm not sure what his motive would be here to intentionally throw out this info. The subject matter is not really in his wheel house so to speak.

Ye Ode to Cowher is a'foot!

Ye Ole' has received various PMs from the posters of this board requesting that Ye write a very special diddy in honor of the new Bills head coach (when such a coach is named, naturally). And to honor this grand occassion, it has been requested that Ye Ole's diddy be EPIC and GRANDEOUS! One for the ages! A real jazzy number! You will all have this splendid work of art to look forward to very soon. Any requests for this song? What say you?

Billick wants to be on the list. He's that teenage girl trying to get into the club, but can't get past the bouncers at the door, whilst they escort the likes of Bill Cowher in.

In that case, THE ICEMAN would up the ante and cut Bill a check for 60 mil!

Imagine a scenario where Jim Harbaugh comes here as the new HC, and just flat out turns us into a juggernaut. And then we're just smashing the Patriots... it's like 50-3, and Harbaugh throws up the sign to go for 2. And then Belichik jogs to midfield to give him a piece of his mind and says "what's your DEAL man?" and Harbaugh's like "what's YOUR DEAL man?"

OH NO! Just you wait... ICEMAN fin' to start mowin these busters down!

Woahhhh Matty... don't poke and provoke THE ICEMAN! We will all be sorry! He gon' deliver what for now, ya hear?

Where ya at Mr. Larry? Ye Ole needs to know!

For those who don't know, could you please give the background on the man, the myth, the legend: Mr. Larry?

Jim Haslett, that would be AWESOME! Why didn't anyone else think of this? Get 'er done Buddy!

Uh oh! Someone's fin' to throw down!