Cotton Fitzsimmons

Very sad to hear the news about our good friend Pancho. I know many prayers from the Mafia are being sent his way. Let’s continue to pray that Ezra and his family find peace and strength. And let’s hope Pancho takes a miraculous turn and knocks out this miserable disease.

House, my good fellow, YE OLE concurs! Ansah had one inexplicably bad year in 2016, but aside from that has been good for 8-14.5 sacks a season. His sack numbers are more impressive than those of Hughes. If this injury doesn’t hamper him moving forward this could be a real impact player.

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Just YE OLE’s two cents, but this WR group isn’t bad at all. Both Beasley and John Brown have been productive 2/3 type receivers on good teams. Zay caught 56 balls and 7 TDs last year. Foster looked the part of being a cut above all these guys in the last several weeks last season. Worst case, these guys are average.

Here's the way YE OLE sees it, gents... the all important question of naming this unit really hinges on whether or not McBeane lands Clowney. What is the status of this unsubstantiated rumor these days, anyway?

YE OLE recalls one day in training camp when it was reported that Da’Rick caught a pass and started showboating. Obviously, Marrone wasn’t having that sort of thing... obviously. So he scolded Da’Rick and was like “Is this going to be a problem with you?!”

“It was Coy’s turn.”

Senator, my good friend... how goes it? Yesterday, when Gruden/Mayock and "Gentleman" Dave Gettleman pulled their shenanigans leading up to the Bills pick... YE OLE was having flashbacks of guys like Troupe, McCargo, Whitner, Maybin etc. And then YE gave a tip of the cap to their respective fan bases, as if to say "Sucks to be you, gents! Sucks to be you!"

Yav has returned for his pound of flesh, gents! On the flip side... what are the odds we can land DK at 40? Will he last? Will TRADER BEANE leverage his late round “capital” to move up?

The way YE OLE hears it... McBeane really likes this Oliver fellow, but the pundits really ebb and flow on whether this chap is going to make it to 9. In the event he doesn’t last until our pick... what do we think the odds are that TRADER BEANE could execute a dazzling array of trades down and up that could net both DK and a TE like Noah Fant?

Teef, my good friend... we must be measured in our criticism of Mr. Cornette, lest he go upside our cabbage with one of his tennis racquets.

Chanticleer, my good friend... just where would this defense rate with the likes of Hughes/Star/Eddie Oliver/and this Frank fellow on the front four?

Tremendous news here, gents! God Bless Pancho Billa!

It sounds like our good friend Pancho can really use our prayers right now. Also a very nice gesture from Stevie. It will certainly be a very emotional scene if Pancho is able to make it.

Salute to Gibran Original source of Chroise Ahead of his time

Tomcat, my good friend Haiku has but one rule It's five, seven, five

What's good, gents? What's good? This Allen fellow throws far Farther than Mahomes Haiku suits YE OLE Pats* lose many games this year Josh wins SUPER BOWL

What’s good, gents? What’s good? What do we make of this Kahale Warring fellow? Should YE OLE’s best case scenario necessarily include him in the 3rd rd?

If you let one of those Reid Ferguson roaring rockets slip through your hands, you’re taking one clean off the old jiblets. BOJO might be feeling that one for a while... FACT!

GreggTX, my good friend, obviously we don’t want this type of distraction from the punting position. Obviously.

Sir Andrew, my good man, fight on! Let’s not forget the time this BOJO character went off script with a stealth fake FG attempt

BADOL, my good man, you are spot on per usual. This Nsekhe character sounds like he has performed at an elite level when given the opportunity. But it also sounds like he needs to play on the left side. Dawkins was ineffective at RT but some say he could be a great LG. But now with McBeane signing this plethora of interior lineman, getting Dawkins and Nsekhe on the same starting 5 is starting to read like an LSAT Logic Game.

Binghamton Beast, my good fellow... well done! YE OLE approves of this message!

YE OLE would like to see us land this McCoy fellow. He just turned 31, but he seems to still be able to generate pressure from this so called “3 technique” everyone is talking about. If we could send a later rd pick and maneuver around to get one of these top EDGE rushers (Josh Allen?) in the draft, we might have a real dominant situation going down on the DLine. Now YE OLE understands that we want offense and so forth... but it might be worth a kick at the old can to try to go from a top 5 type defense to a generational type unit.

Rico, my good friend, you are too kind. We can only hope that one day when Spain signs on that dotted line, that this parody had something to do with it.

L.A. Proved too much for the man(Too much for the man, he couldn't make it) So he’s joining the OLine in Buffalo, oohhh(He said he's goin') Makin’ holes for running backs to find(Running backs to find)Ooh ooh ooh, what's left of McCoyThe moves he left behindNot so long ago Spain’s goin' back to find(Goin' back to find)Ooh, a simpler place in time(Whenever he takes that ride) ooh(Guess who's gonna be right by his side) (Mitch Morse?)