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All right, you want a funny one.... Senior year of college, spring break. My fraternity gets a group deal to Cancun. I'm dating a girl (we'll call her Jill) at the time whose sorority gets the same deal to Cancun. We discuss and basically say that we're in college, lets go to spring break with no commitments to each other, have fun and see what happens. I'm there with about 20 guys and we have 5 rooms next to each other. So our room is on the first floor, near the pool at the Oasis. We have a little deck, that we used to play drinking games on. All right, first nite we all go out to Senor Frogs and get loaded (Gee there's a suprise). We happen to meet some nice looking sorority girls from Iowa, and we're all walking down the beach at 4 AM. People are basically pairing off and I end up back at my room with girl. We start going at it on the bed, butt naked by this point, and the door to the room opens. In walks Jill, completely bombed and trying to make a booty call herself, and says, honey how could you, I thought we had something going. Well the girl from Iowa that I was screwing basically grabbed her clothes and tore outta there, eyes as big as saucers, after calling me an !@#$. It comes to find out that Jill was just horney and wanted a little something for herself, and didn't want to wait. She said she saw my naked ass bouncing up and down and didn't want me to finish. I gladly obliged her, of course. Well, Jill turned out to be a little nuts and tried to pull the same stevestojan the next nite. It didn't work as I just hooked up on the beach. My fraternity brothers said she was loaded and came back to our room about 5 am and waited for me till I came back from crashing out on the beach till 8 am. Well, Jill was pissed and we had a little chat. She said she didn't want to do the open thing in Cancun anymore. I said I'm in Cancun on spring break and I'm going to have fun. She then proceeds to launch a bottle of tequila at me, I duck and it goes through the window of our place (I told you she was a little nuts). Well security comes over and I have to now pay for the window. Didn't speak to Jill the rest of the week. When I got back to college, she tried to act as if nothing happened, but we ended up as 4 AM hook up buddies the rest of the semester. I guess the bottom line there is not to bring a book to library, but it was a pretty fun week, and trust me, there are plenty of other girls out there, to let one who broke up with you get you down.

Bills 27 Jest 14 4th Q turnover and defensive TD put it out of reach....hmmm, let's say Posey fumble recovery returned for TD.

Thank you, couldn't have said it better myself.

Maybe not, but BILLY Shaw shure would have!!

At the game & I don't care what the tix cost. I already told my wife, no matter where we are in life, even if the tix cost 5 grand, I'll be there. And if we win, we're going to Buff for the parade. No questions asked.

Some of us "younger farts" appreciate competitive games too and at least remember the 80s. But we do expect to wax teams in our house, like we did on Sunday.

Depends. If we get a pro bowl LT and a top 10 pick, I say pull the trigger.

I agree, we're gonna win that game!!

I guess the real question, and one I hope we have to deal with, is what happens if we go on a win streak? Do you bench Bledsoe for JP, even if the team is winning?

I agree with you about MW and the tackles, but not in the middle of the season. It will happen and our OL will be improved for next year. I disagree about signing a stud CB, not enough cap room and Clements must be extended. My feelings regarding JP/Bledsoe were posted last week. Right now, this team, the bulk of whom will be here for the foreseeable future, needs to get some confidence and win some games. If its against the Arizonas and Miamis to start so be it. Now lets take it to the Jets. Then lets win a road game. We have to start somewhere. Go Bills.

We ALL want to get back to that point. But we have to start somewhere. And this is as good a place as any. Maybe the Baltimore game was rock bottom and now we're on the way up. If it took Mularkey 4 games to figure himself and this team out, and now we're gonna go on a winning streak circa 1998, so be it. But all streaks must start with one game and I have no problems saying Go Bills, nice win, now beat the Jets!!

So, who are you saying we'll lose to in the last 9 games?? @ SEA and @ NE?

Truthfully, since there is no way we're gonna catch them, I would have liked us to go to their house with their streak still alive. At least we can take a shot at their home streak.

Hey, you gotta start somewhere and a win is a win. Now do it at home against the Jets and lets get rollin!!

How about LT Hopkins LG MW C Teague RG Villarial RT Shelton/draft pick I could live with that.

Well, I think that signing a T and drafting one would be the right thing to do. If our interior OL next year was LG - MW C - Teague/Tucker RG - Villarial I could live with that. Price is a good backup T and could be a starter to let a rook develop. But LT's are very expensive and I would rather see us try and extend Clements and sign Phat Pat than a FA. Any FA RT out there? Hopefully we can draft a Munoz high in the 2nd round.

Are you saying that dealing for Bledsoe in 2002 was a bad move??? I don't think so.

And we were so friggin spoiled by the early 90s that we thought that was terrible for a head coach.

No way, not against our D at home. My prediction is the cards will not get more than a FG and 175 yards of total offense against our D. If the O doesn't turn it over, then it will be Bills 20, Cards 3. If the O plays like it did vs. Baltimore, it will be Cards 10, Bills 6, winning margain will be an INT returned for a TD. But c'mon give our D some props.

Bills 20 Cards 3

We would have drafted QB in the 1st this year if we had the pick. The fair way to judge the trade, three years from now, is whether JP is better than any available QB that we could have gotten with the pick we sent Dallas. If the answer is yes and JP outperforms the QBs that were available in our spot from this year's draft, then the trade was a good one. If not, then the trade was bad.

Homemade Corned Beef & Cabbage!!

Dude, delete this thread, NOW!! No spoilers for this, please!!

Thank you. Bledsoe only really cost us the Baltimore game. However, the Oak and Jax games were there for the taking. Same with the Jets. I was the biggest Bledsoe supporter. I defended Bledsoe against Spiked and others all year. Even my hero , the great Jim Kelly had 4 int games. Hey "Interceptions are part of football," he used to say. Then he'd go out and throw 4 TDs the next week and we'd forget all about the 4 INT game. The problem here is that Bledsoe has not made a game winning play for the Bills since 2002. Have we won games since then....sure. But the team either won because Bledsoe didn't screw up or in spite of him. The Oakland game this year...C'mon Drew make a play, lead your team to victory. No way, meekly going down and offering up excuses. Get some passion, some fire in the belly. The Dallas and Houston games in 2003, are perfect examples of games that were there for the taking if only the leader of the team could step up and make a play. It never happened. But it was after the Baltimore game and even his "angry" defense of his play that really burned me up. If he would have walked into the Baltimore press conference and flipped over the table, said I can't take this anymore, I promise all the fans we're gonna win next week and I'm going to play the friggin game of my life, I would have believed in him. But he plays like he did and apologizes to the Bills fans because he's still the QB???? Then he deflects blame to others around him. Give me a friggin break. You're the leader, STEP THE FUG UP!!!!