Let me see if I can review the ways TBD explains the Patriots success:
Brady's gay! The rules don't apply to the Patriots! The refs are in Kraft's pocket! Charlie Weis is the reason they're so good, not Brady! The O-Line is the reason they're so good, not Charlie Weis or Brady!! The defense is the reason they're so good, not Brady, Charlie Weis, or the offensive line! The league wants them to win! The DBs are allowed to mug the receivers! The LB's hold the running backs! The schedule's in their favor!
I think I covered them all.