"Are you not entertained?"
"Vegas, baby. Vegas"
"I ain't got time to bleed"
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.