That Bush administration works quick! (From poster middlebury03.5 over at BSMW)
"Since this morning, I've been accosted by police and asked for ID numerous times, been accused of harboring terrorists, forced to go to church, brainwashed to forget high school biology, and had to smuggle my girlfriend to Mexico for an illegal abortion. I should have voted for Kerry."
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
DING!