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And say a little prayer for the troops.

Did someone mention down under??

Only 5%?

Yep. And wild boar.

After a month in New Zealand....you may never come back. The only problem is - you're going in the winter. I hope you're into sking.

NO!!!

Damn....that's so complicated! Thanks Ramius. Sure glad I'm outa' my 20s.

2nd request. Anyone know what these mean?

I wonder if MJ wees sitting down?

Need a translation please.

That's "hater" said with a New England accent.

Or join a message board...

I'm thinking she might have been...she convinced Adam to eat the apple...

Gaudy.

That was funny. I love lamb. And C&W dancing in red boots is awesome.

I'm disgusted that I game my hard earned $$ to this spoiled little boitch.

Me too. I can't get less than 5.

Good point AD. I was thinking of it from the opposite perspective.

UPDATE: I experimented a lot this weekend and have discovered a healthy way to enjoy fried bologna. A chunk of "turkey" bologna, sliced about 1/3" thick. Green peppers and white onions, sliced thick. Toss everything together in some virgin olive oil. I used a "fish" plate on the barbecue. It's metal and has holes in it. Sprayed it with a little spam. Got it good and hot and put everything on at once. Kept the barbecue lid open and kept turning the mixture. Yes, #89, I made the little score marks around the edge. Then, when it was almost done, I put two thick slices of sourdough (yes sourdough) bread on the outer edge of the grill so it would warm and get slightly toasted. Spread a little light mayo on the bologna as it finished cooking. Put everythning onto the bread and added a little more light mayo and Webers Mustard on one side and "Stadium Mustard" from Cleveland on the other. Believe me....it was absolutely delicious. Well....what do you expect from a damn foreigner.

I guess it would depend if the wind is from Mexican food or too much fresh fruit. Is it Thursday already?

If he's been screwing a damn Cowboy fan (or worse...an Aggie) then IMO, common sense is exactly what he needs.

Congratulations on figuring that out Ed.

Sorry guys. As a woman and a cat owner - I've gotta' get a little revenge occasionally Why Do Men Wee - - Standing Up? God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to wee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to wee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started weeing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump three metres away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left. "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God.

And probably the one that's closest to the truth.