1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)?
A: A perfect weekend.
2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)?
A: President Clinton
3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)?
A: Michael Jordan ( I don't know why. Because they have the same initials?)
4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)?
A: My 45 year old friend who's dating a college student.
5. What does TD really drink (4)?
A: Diet coke