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Oh, well in that case........

Yes - so how could one think that JK "cares" about the city of Buffalo?

And don't forget that classic Chevy Chase movie.....Christmas Vacation. No matter how many times I watch that flick - I still howl when he's putting up the lights.

My kind of guy......

Why did I envision this happening to our BiB? Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." x x x "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh--?"

I'm sorry. You're asking an awful lot. Talk about "taking one for the team".

They had that commercial created "just in case". It was great.

Yeah - but you're cute too!

You make out during a football game??? Geeeeez, is nothing sacred to you?

I'm watching. It's the second coming, right??

Update: Some of you in San Antonio may remember the devil incarnate (TD) giving me a Lawyer Milloy autographed football. In case any of you are wondering what happened to that gift - it was donated for a raffle coordinated by ChevyVanMiller at the Hilton Hotel. They raised over $700 for the family.

Damnit - my dream trip is getting ruined by reading this thread. Fly into Paris. Spend a few days exploring all those "OLD" places: Madeleine, Opéra, The Louvre, Notre Dame Cathedral, Saint-Germain-des-Prés, Orsay Museum, Champs-Elysées, Arc de Triomphe, Trocadéro, Eiffel Tower, Invalides etc. Drinking real coffee and wandering around dodging the pigeon schitt. Followed by another 4 or 5 days driving a circle to include the D-day beaches and allied cemetaries and the French wine country. Naturally with some hot guy who enjoys mingling with the locals, loves history and enjoys wine. Who cares about the small rooms and narrow elevators? Isn't that why we travel? To experience things that are "different"? One day my prince will come......

ps The Fountainbleu Resort in South Beach is beautiful if you're looking for an upscale resort. www.hilton.com

If you stay in Miami or South Beach, you'll be away from where most of the Bills fans stay in Fort Lauderdale. Are you looking for Miami nightlife? Or Bills fan pre-game night life? South Beach is amazing, but some of the hotels can be downright nasty. I'd check on a travel site like expedia or travelocity. Or get a recommendation from a travel agent who has actually BEEN there. If you're looking for Bills fans, stay in Ft. Lauderdale near the Marriott or the Yankee Clipper. There are a bunch of hotels right there - all price ranges. I'm broke this month, so I'm staying at the Howard Johnson with some Fort Myers Bills fans.

Yep.

I'll bet he was a cheater.

I was wondering why you had trouble staying in your lane on the way back from San Antonio.

FEZ: What I want to know is......what were you searching for when you stumbled on that site?

Women Drivers This morning on the highway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mitsubishi doing 105 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers

Excellent advice!!!!

I missed that one.

Good tonight. I was cracking up at the end with the two Flamingos smoking their cigars.

Why not? We have great tailgate parties at that game. Most Bills fans stay in Ft. Lauderdale.