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aussiew

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  1. I've never had it. Anyone want to invite me over for dinner sometime?
  2. She looks better in the #2 pic. #19 & #56 would like great sitting under your Christmas tree. My personal fave is pic #20. I'll bet BiB would like #11 - she comes with her own weapon.
  3. I don't think I've ever gone beyond a #4. But that was in college with Gilbey's Gin. To this day I can't even stand the smell of Gin. Besides, I promised God sometime that night that if he let me live, I'd never touch the stuff again.
  4. You're all happy about Portland cause then if you went to a road game there, you'd get to meet Lana!
  5. Hey there Stussy! Don't you be pickin' on us old folk now. I'm a rowdy fan .
  6. That kind of reminds me of my 44th birthday....
  7. No, you're not officially old until you're taking your "grandson" to a concert. You're still in training Pooj.
  8. Next time anyone asks "Where is Mark VI?" We'll know.....
  9. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051110/ap_on_.../foie_gras_feud
  10. I'm impressed. I don't think they even teach that in schools here any more. My kids didn't learn it. We were very aware of it growing up in Oz. At 11am the whole darned country would stop and face the East for two minutes of silence. Even buses, trains cars etc. Everyone, everywhere. I'm sure that's all changed now. But they still do it in schools and all government buildings.
  11. Hey - you're smart. My brother always said it was the quickest way to get some.
  12. Or she may take a knife or superglue to you when you're least expecting it.
  13. Did you run down to the local "adult" store at lunch time?
  14. I've just noticed something....girls boobs and teeth are all starting to look the same...cookie cutter.
  15. I have another one. The wife, GF, mother etc who just came along and hates the game. She sits with the other wife, GF or mother and they talk through whole game. Luckily this happens less in the north because the women up there are more into the game. But in Dallas, they are a dime a dozen - they just go to be seen.
  16. Good point. Remember....years later when they're in their 60s and 70s - the body is shot and the face is the only thing left. Better make sure you like it.
  17. Wrong Lady Di. Back when I had the body for it - I was a good little housewife. Now I'm just all talk.
  18. HOW TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
  19. You lucky stiffs. No more trips for me this season. I have a daughter getting married in Decembet
  20. Near drive 3? Isn't that where the End Zone Crew hangs out?
  21. I'd wear the Bills gear. I often see 3rd party team gear at games.
  22. And you might not have to spend the whole $50 on them....
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