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aussiew

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  1. They're so cute. Yikes - my twin girls are 30!!!!! (they're cute too)
  2. Oh crap - so sorry. Prayers that he will be OK.....and more prayers that you guys will all realize the risks you take when you over do it.
  3. Why not come over to Dallas? Low home prices, decent cost of living, no hurricanes or earthquakes. And you could go to a Cowboys game and see Drew
  4. Oh Lana you can't do that. Just think of all the TSW hearts you'd break.
  5. I'm so stupid. I kept wondering why there were numbers printed on the waste paper basket.....and why they kept changing.
  6. A nice, old English word. Shows you were ejakated.
  7. Well thank you OTR, but hardly. Have you ever seen Dallas women? It's a man's dream down here - so many hot babes. But only a few of them are Bills fans.
  8. I don't want to offend any of my fellow TBD women. But I couldn't resist this one - I actually once got stuck behind a woman just like this. A sign in the local Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ---------------------------------------------------- FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake
  9. Thank you for settling my ditzy confusion Ramius. Luv ya'
  10. Oh...don't be so sure It might depend on the ante.
  11. Cold spell down here too! It's only gonna' be 60 degrees today.
  12. Once again....a fine job Lori. Who is this Lori anyway?
  13. Well, now I'm really having a blonde moment. I'm surprised that there would be so many different opinions on what order to watch them in. OK. I want to watch them in chronological order of the actual events, not the release dates. Can we start over - I'm confused.
  14. How can Star Wars be the first one chronologically if the little kid is grown up?
  15. I'd like to do the same thing. What is the correct order to watch them in if I want them to be chronological? I've only seen the most recent two moves.
  16. Thanks KD - the voluptuous women of the world love ya'.
  17. At least I'll have a few months to get drunk enough to sit through it. Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy. "SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- Australia advanced to the World Cup for the first time since 1974, beating Uruguay 4-2 on penalty kicks Wednesday night following a 1-0 victory."
  18. Hell, I wish I was young enough to have heard of most of these.
  19. I'm learning so much more about men on this football board...... Thanks guys.
  20. I've never fully flushed a radiator. I agree with the sleeping dogs (and crud) lie theory.
  21. Ooops....Pepsi in the keyboard again. That was funny.
  22. And everyone facing constantly increasing health care costs will salute you.
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