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aussiew

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  1. Do you have a link? Or the exact quote somewhere?
  2. If you do the same search on Travelocity or Expedia, it will show the prices as well.
  3. She was on camera at least three times that I could see. She looked good. Damn - you're not kidding about cleaning up. You have to pay tax on all that stuff??
  4. Girlfriend, you gotta' get a life up there in no man's land.
  5. Thank God for tailgates. It makes the season so much more palatable.
  6. You could always practice your baby making instead.
  7. Congrats Steve! I practiced making a sweet potato pie while I watched the SD slaughter. Brought it to the office today. Everyone likes it better than pumpkin pie.
  8. It is. Even I had to read some of the phrases twice. I've been gone too long.
  9. So, how long can JP stay healthy without an O-line to protect him?
  10. Watched it to the end. I always do. Can't help myself.
  11. Agreed! But if I'm going to suffer the embarrassment of a 48 to 10 loss. I'd rather have it in San Diego than in Miami, New England or some other place where the opposing fans would contribute to the humiliation. I'll bet the tailgate in 80 degree weather was a lot of fun though.
  12. Aha - you have impeccable taste Mr. Rockpile. Enjoy the peaceful respite.
  13. I just work the dating sites. It's much easier.
  14. Salmon Mexicana at On the Border (on the Company)
  15. Hey - I saw a Hamburg bowling alley on the news this morning! Part of the roof fell in from the weight of the snow.
  16. A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
  17. BiB. What did I tell you about posting my pics on the internet!!!
  18. Hey, hold on a minute. I've never been laid in a bar in Vegas! And I don't think a male prostitute has to worry about "lasting". He's paid to service the woman so I would imagine a lot of "pre-planning" going on first.
  19. LOL - you really think I'd let all you guys oggle over my daughters?
  20. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERVOUS GUY! The mods must be sleeping on the job - this is still on the main board.
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