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Yeah. But you're still a brat JSP.

Maybe if he'd said that the redneck hunters were from Arkansas instead of Oak Harbor. Where is Oak Harbor?

Well a girl can dream can't she? Go back under your damned couch CTM.

Hmmmmm. Might be a great way to raise money to attend next year's games.

And what am I - chopped liver?

Is his dad spending time with him? Activities together that are interesting and involve lots of two-way conversation?

Happy belated Birthday good buddy!

And a few outdoor practices in the snow wouldn't hurt either.

I just saw it last night. Loved it. IMO the special effects, editing and lighting deserve an oscar.

I don't have an opinion either way. I'm just gonna' look forward to next season and the tailgates. And is it a problem to have a couple of those little brown spots on my hands? Does that mean I've lost it?

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor says, "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature, but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly"

RIP

Happy Birthday to the sexy chef. Looking forward to more ribs at the next opener sweetie.

Having raised 5 kids and 2 picky eaters - I have to agree with Simon. this is excellent advice. Some lessons learned at the dinner table will stay with him forever. Especially the negative ones like "eat everything on your plate". Now as an adult, I have to constantly battle with weight gain because of that habit. Good luck.

thanks Tenny - that's a classic. I'm sending this out to my texas friends.

I liked it!!

We're planning "party" road games for Bills fans in Chicago and Houston. Let's hope the Chicago game isn't in December.

Well put Rich. That locker room is starting to sound like a bunch of high school girls.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

He's hiding away with the Flu.

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! Strange Things Some of the strange stuff we do: #1...Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? #2...Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account? #3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? #4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? #5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? #6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? #7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? #8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? #9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? #10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? #11..Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? #12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? #13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? #14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? #15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? #16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? #17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" #18..Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? #19..In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? #20..How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? #21..If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try it like your wife told you to do it? #22..And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving! #23...And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

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