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aussiew

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  1. I can't remember 17...it's been too long. But Happy Birthday anyway.
  2. That's WONDERFUL news Chris. Thanks for the update. Our prayers are working.
  3. I'll see you all at Nicks on September 22nd. I made my flight arrangements yesterday.
  4. Happy Birthday Nick! See you at the opener.
  5. Did you see that Bills fan in the audience right before the commercial. Wonder if it's anyone from NYCBBB
  6. It won't bother me to have a day without Mexicans. I already cut my own lawn and clean my own pool. The gas station on the corner is run by Iranians and my Starbucks cashier is Chinese. My company is owned by Germans and staffed by Americans, Germans, Indians and Arabs. Besides, if I had to go through the endless months of red tape and bureaucratic mumbo jumbo to get a green card, then everyone should have to. It's a right of passage thing IMO.
  7. I'm in for four tix. Money will be there by the deadline.
  8. Skye Parkinson. Born last night at 6:45pm. 7lbs 14oz, 19.5 ins. All her working parts and got her mother's (and her grandmother's) looks. My son-in-law - who is such a jock - has now turned into a sniveling, baby talking, piece of jello. She definitely had him at "hello". Good thing she arrived before the draft started.
  9. I can't believe no one has mentioned Kathleen Turner in the scene at the bottom of the stairs in Body Heat.
  10. That's grounds for divorce IMO. I'm so there....gotta' paint my home office anyway. Thanks Joey!!
  11. Cheerleaders asked to cover up http://www.comcast.net/sports/index.jsp?ca...tn_cheerleaders
  12. Well I don't have sleeping problems. But I have a great mattress and that memory topper. I also don't have heat flashes. But I sometimes go in heat when my team runs on the field in those tight white pants.
  13. I'm wondering how many of you that have these problems take in a lot of dairy products? Just a suspicion....
  14. Actually the memory foam mattress thingy really works wonders. And you don't need to invest in the really expensive thing. Assuming you have a decent mattress already, just buy the two inch memory foam topper (available at Sams Club for around $120). It just goes on top of your regular mattress. I've found (through experience) that a softer, good quality mattress can work wonders for sleeping or position problems. And sleeping on your back isn't much better. On your side is supposedly the healthiest. On your left side helps your blood pressure.
  15. Oh, like it would even matter....I hear you prefer the young ones!
  16. Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
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