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aussiew

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  1. I'm a pretty good "handiwoman" but can't comment on this one. I'm still trying to figure out why you have to replace roof shingles when you repair the skylight leak.
  2. A home made salad consisting of: spinach, romaine lettuce, red cabbage, radishes, cucumber, grated carrot, red onion, red pepper, grape tomatoes, sliced fresh strawberries, diced apple, roasted pecans, avacado, hard boiled egg and grilled salmon with oil and vinegar dressing. And a big mug of hot tea (green and black combined). I went crazy in the kitchen last night.
  3. Definitely follow CTMs advice. Stay on them every day!!! Don't assume anything.
  4. I keep an account on all 4 boards so I can post hotel, ticket and tailgate info for some away games. But the bb.com board has been screwed up for weeks. I couldn't get on to post any info until yesterday.
  5. With apologies in advance to my fellow TBD ladies who may not have a sense of humor. I thought this was really funny....especially #12 1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 11. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. - ------------------------------------------------------------------ 12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
  6. He went home for a nap after lunch on Saturday. And then was found by his wife and a neighbor after he didn't show up for breakfast the next morning. I guess the wife lived in a different place? WTF?
  7. I have to like Beerball best. He might be my ride to the Houston game.
  8. Eating fat free rasberry yoghurt w/fresh rasberries and granola. Listening to the 10:00pm news. I think I need a life.
  9. Nothing like this ever happens to me at Home Depot......I only get to flirt with good ole' "Bob" in the plumbing department.
  10. Yep - but I thought you still couldn't cross state lines if you're on bail.
  11. I'm confused (again). If he was awaiting sentencing, how was he able to be out of state on vacation?
  12. I based my decisions on weight because my boys were larger. I think at 105 pounds, he would be just as safe in the front. Isn't most of the concern based on the air bags causing an injury to someone smaller? I would think that this kid would be much safer than someone's frail, 80 year old grandmother.
  13. I'm ready. But win or lose, our team has better underwear...dont you think?
  14. It's tonight We're having a night pool party for all single friends! Should be fun. How did you guess? Thanks for the good wishes y'all.
  15. Gotta' love the Aussies. Now you've made me homesick.
  16. I hope he's OK and will pray for a complete recovery. He'll have the best of care. Pittsburgh has some of the finest medical facilities in the country and his med staff are most likely all Steelers fans But when a multi million dollar career is at stake, no helmet?
  17. I work for a German Company. We have a big TV here at work and can watch the last half of any game that has either the Germans, Aussies, Brits, USA or Mexico. It's funny watching our Texans start to get interested in soccer. My Aussies WON TODAY. I have two teams to root for!!!
  18. I'm with the Germans on this one too. Bavarian beer is like nectar of the Gods. I loved it.
  19. With all due respect Ken. Surely the conversation is not over until all who are contributing have a chance to express their opinion and perhaps reach some kind of compromise.
  20. I agree with Scott. I see nothing wrong with showing the association with TBD - just the initials, not spelled out. After all, we are doing this for our rememberance and honor of their memory. And WE are TBD. In this context, Paul belongs to us. Damnit Paul, we need you here to settle this.
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