A diehard Bills fan amuses himself by scaring every Miami Dolphins fan he
sees strutting down the street in their obnoxious Miami tee shirts. He
swerves his van as if to hit them, and then swerves back just missing
them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest "Where are you going
Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles
down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in Father, I'll give you a
lift!" said the man.
The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued down
he road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Miami fan walking down the road,
and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved
back into the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had
missed he guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the
noise came from, he glanced back in his mirrors but still didn't see
anything. He then remembered the priest and he turned to the priest and
said "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Miami fan." "That's okay,"
replied the priest, "I got him with the door."