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aussiew

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  1. Don't know much about ORU. But Tulsa is a very nice city. I've been up there a few times for work. It has it's hick areas. But for the most part is modern, clean and probably a very nice place to live.
  2. 1. What is your favorite color? Blue 2. What day of the week is your favorite? Saturday in the summer, Sunday during football season 3. When you pass gas, what is the molecular composition of said fart? n/a (women don't do this) (*)4. Please describe your prosthetic limb preference. The pump 5. How are the Cardinals doing these days??? Who the !@#$ cares? 6. We're not talking tobaccy juice are we? Yuk! (*)7. Do you have a glass eye? Nothing fake on me 8. What is the best way to fix an auto's brakes? A. Work on them with pliers and wrenches and other tools. B. Replace all the parts C. Write the company with inane anecdotes D. Gooey stuff, elevation and sweet old time. None of the above - take the darn car to Midas (*)9. Please describe what you'd do with caramel, super glue and the cast of Baywatch. I'd wish all the girls to gain 60 pounds. I'd keep the super glue for my nails. The caramel? 10. If you are kissing up to get the VP of Operations title just keep going. And get me my coffee right now. Black. Please respond as you see fit. The VP of Sales is usually better looking. 11. Your hair tastes different. Did you change your brand of shampoo? No, it's Jamaican Rum 12. If you were a dog what would your name be? Mutt B word (*)13. If you had to choose between your pet or one of your fingers, which would it be, and why? (And, no, you don't get to pick which finger we're talking about.)My finger. I need fingers more than my 17 year old cat. 14. How intense is too intense? Ultra intense 15. Give me an example of how you got revenge on someone. I faxed him the signed court order to pay me half of his 401k money on his birthday. (*)16. What is your theory on the fact that no matter what color your shampoo is, the lather is always white? I'm amazed at who actually thought of it. (*)17. Yes...happy birthday, Juan Ponce de Leon. Please elaborate.Who cares 18. What is your favorite position? Right tackle - 1990 19. Do you come here often? No pun intended. A lady never tells 20. Where is here? Right there! (*)21. How many uses of ammonia can you think of? 3 22. Who's the boss? Whoever is carrying the whip 23. If you could fly, where would you go and how would you get there? Crazy. 24. Huh? Ugh 25. Please describe everything you feel about Capri Sun. I wouldn't even waste thinking time on that garbage 26. Coffee Tea or me? And why. You, because you're cute 27. What is your favorite restraint? Leather. 28. Why doesn't anybody knock anymore? They use the door bell (*)29. What goes up must come down. Explain. Again, no pun intended. Huh? Anyone over 50 knows that one....gravity. 30. Describe why E-Harmony just plain sucks. It sends me Nerds who can't talk about football.
  3. You're sounding brave today Birthday Boy Happy Birthday!
  4. I stay at the Holiday Inn Hamburg because I use reward points. It's kind of a dump and I wouldn't spend $$ to stay there. Some out-of-towners I talked to liked the Econo Lodge on Milestrip Road this past weekend. The Red Roof looks good. The Days inn is closed. Where you stay really depends on what you want to do before and after the game. Some of us stay in the Orchard Park/Hamburg area because we'd rather party the night before close to the stadium and want to be in line early the next morning for tailgating. If you want to be near the Casinos, stay in Niagara Falls. If you want to experience the downtown area - stay there. Near the airport has some good hotel deals - but there's no place to "walk around". Some stay in one hotel before the game and then near the airport after the game. Have fun
  5. For most of the TBD group....yes. Have fun. That parking lot opened at 8 instead of 9 for the opener. Is that a one time thing? Or for the season?
  6. Please lock up my voice. I lose the darned thing at every opener.
  7. I'm totally confused now. But I will say that I think you need more than 8 sex traits.
  8. I talked to a number of people who through that the extra #6 covers food and drinks as well. Let's make it clear next time so that all the food burden doesn't fall on just a few people. We could ask all to bring something to share.
  9. That walking plastic surgery advertisement...Mr. Jerry Jones...has definitely had a busy morning.
  10. What a wonderful opportunity for your family! You'd be able to visit some of the Pacific rim countries....especially Australia and New Zealand. This is an opportunity you may not get again and the chance to do it before the kids are in school and you're locked down for 12 years. I'd do it in a heartbeat.
  11. Wow - this 3 some is starting to look like fun!!
  12. Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
  13. Liquor....licker....must be all that Blue Lite I drank this past weekend.
  14. That's ugly. The bastards. When we had the Bills party last year in San Antonio, someone went through the hotel and stole the Bills banners and decorations we had put up. Some mother's children...
  15. Since you're newly single, I'd advise you to always know your liquor's name before trying her.
  16. Actually in many cultures, little girls and boys just wear bathing suit bottoms when they're at the beach. Where I grew up, girls didn't wear bathing suit "tops" until they were about 9-10. I have no problem with the topless thing. But I also feel that the poses are just a little too seductive.
  17. Poor Tater You should have sat up with the TBD gang. Ask Nick in Ra cha cha about his view of who was sitting in front. (gotta love low rise jeans and thongs)
  18. Either have I. And IMHO, if you're going to compare stadiums, don't forget to compare ticket prices. We get what we pay for. Since traveling to games is a big chunk of my annual budget, I'd rather have some peeling paint than the $75 for nose bleeds. The new stadium down here in Cowboys country will be awesome. The cheapest seat in the stadium will cost around $90 each and $35-$50 for parking. Sure glad the Cowboys are playing at the Ralph next year.
  19. A big cheer to those involved in the planning. As an event planner, I know how much work goes on behind the scenes. Great job! And LOVED the bigger tent. Would it be better to have the banner on the outside on the Abbott Rd side so it can be seen by those passing by? Danny's? I didn't appreciate the lassez faire attitude either regarding the 7pm start. But where else could we go? I missed many of the regulars who couldn't be there - which put a little damper on the AM. But as usual...I loved the opportunity to greet all those posters from through the year. The wings were MUCH better this year for wimps like me - thanks Rich! So many showed up much later this year - weather? Not sure. But maybe if we posted a schedule in advance and tried to have the door prizes, group photos etc., finished by 11:00am, then we would still have time visit the other tailgates. Enjoyed the "after" party too. Those fries were awsome! Oh and the game? See you all again on Packers weekend at pole 5.
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