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aussiew

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  1. Happy Birthday Mead. I'll be cracking a bottle of my Aussie Grenache Shiraz tonight in your honor.
  2. That's wonderful news! Congratulations!
  3. Honest to God - I never knew what those silly little blue squares meant. Thanks Gringo - now I know.
  4. Perhaps he's out somewhere talking to a new woman eye to eye! And enjoying the results......
  5. Hey you young pups out there. Let's see if you still think she's ugly when you're 69 years old.
  6. So sorry - I've been living in TX way too long. I forgot the rules.
  7. For a Bills fan....not HATING Miami is like having ranch dressing with your Buffalo wings
  8. Aren't we all? The Cheatriots won, the Jests won, the Dolfags won, The Cowgirls won...and we lost. The worst day for a Bills fan.
  9. AFter yesterday, we need a little humor. The Kiss: A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you' She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) You have to be single and 2) you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic. 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.' The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party!
  10. Funny - I was watching them sitting together on the bench. Jackson is so cute looking it gave me an idea for a shirt....A photo of them facing each other with a caption "Beauty and the BEAST". I think we have a great weapon in those two.
  11. Agreed. I expected a better effort as well. They didn't seem "hungry" enough from my perspective. Too much reliance on the "4th quarter comeback" IMHO.
  12. Hope your Birthday was memorable. Sorry but I didn't log in yesterday. Happy game day too!!
  13. So that's why men speak to us with their eyes down? Hey #89 - you get that?
  14. That's pretty close dev. But I think the English going to left was started with jousting and holding those long spears in the right hand to knock the other knight off his horse.
  15. /dev/null - the only thing worse than thinking about Rosie in the shower is your AVATAR. It's kinda' gross.
  16. Was it near Corfu? It will be around $290. That's a well known speed trap.
  17. Watch Desparate Housewives with your sweetie. It will make her so happy and you might get lucky. Especially if you tell her she's hotter than any of the women on the show.
  18. As a woman who has known many "victims" of abuse, I fully agree. She may seem sweet and helpless, and you want to save her and protect her, but you have to think with the brain above your neck. Without the proper counseling, she may stay with you for a while, but she will be on the look-out for another bad boy.
  19. OMG - this sounds like an off season argument - does it really matter?
  20. I have a very large yard with security gates and an 8' board on board privacy fence. And just for the record, no matter what the breed, I would never take any dog out walking without a secure leash. I got bitten once by a little Shitzu. I'm starting to think that Pit Bulls and Staffordshire Terriers must be rare in WNY. We see a lot of them as family pets down here.
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