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The year is 2029... The year is 2029... Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East, Irafsyle (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine. The Los Angeles Bills win the Super Bowl

Now that was funny.

Even RJ might be able to! (she says as she takes cover under the desk)

Brilliant!

Of course

I love you Millbank. I'm a history addict so I appreciate you taking the time to explain this holiday.

Thanks to help from an ex Bill, my day was not totally lost yesterday. I got to see the Cowgirls lose.

OMG - I didn't even hear this on the news this morning. God bless you Chris. Now you'll get your wish to walk again.

It seemed to work well for us during the early 90s.

Or they're so confident of winning that they're still tailgating.

Third week in a row that the opponent gave them the game with errors and penalties. Brady was 7 for 19 with around 70 yards passing?

Our 1st offensive play of the day was a throw to # 31

A friend of mine suggests that you contact the nearest US military base and try and get through to their media dept - they may know where the Premiere network is broadcasting. You could also try local TV stations (most will talk English) You may have left it a little too late to get this info for today's game.

Have a great day everyone. I'm so jealous. Will be sitting here alone watching on direcTV and eating home made wings.

All the TBD women are lovable.

I guess an Australian will be next. They'll keep on pressuring the US allies to withdraw their support.

I stayed at the Hampton Inn South on Ridge Rd., which was pretty close to the stadium (exit 55 of I-90). I'd recommend you stay nearer the falls on Saturday night and nearer the game on Sunday night. There are a number of reasonably priced hotels on the American side of the falls. You can do a search on travelocity.com, orbitz.com, or expedia.com. Good luck.

Guess it will depend how many of your women you bring next time Guff.

Tough group today SidBuff? I was going to post that question earlier but I thought better of it.

It all depends if the Bills are 0-3 or 3-0.

Hey AIO - glad to see you back!

It can still work. 13 + 1 = 14

Any self respecting dancin' cowboy wouldn't be caught dead without his starched Wranglers.

If you're like me and don't understand all that terminology, just check with your Human Resources department. They will either have the answers or put you in touch with someone who will.