A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married  
couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish."  
  
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband," said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and abracadabra! Two tickets appeared in her  
hands.  
  
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: 
  
"Well, this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only 
occurs once in a lifetime. So ... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to  
have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife was deeply disappointed  
but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick  
and 
  
...abracadabra!  Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.  
Men might be bastards. But Fairies are female