A new store named Husband-Mart opened, where women can go and choose a
husband from among many men. Husband-Mart is composed of six floors
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the six
flight of stairs.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose a man from that floor -- but, if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down, except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 -
These men have jobs."
She reads the sign and thinks, "Well, that is better than my last
boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?"
And up the next stairs she goes. The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love Kids and are extremely good looking."
"Umm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes. The
fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework."
"Wow!" exclaims the woman. "Very tempting. But, there must be more
further up!"
And again she heads up another flight of steps.
The fifth floor sign reads:
"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help
with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Ohhmmaagawd! But just think ... What must be waiting for me on the sixth
floor!" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads:
"Floor 6 - You are visitor number 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and
have a nice day!"