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Well - you're a better man than me! I would have taken the money, given 10% to the church, 10% to the Red Cross, kept back round trip airfare to Buffalo for the season opener, and then shared the balance with my children.

Funny thing about Kiwis and Aussies - they don't care how important you might think you are - "rules is rules"

And not only that - they announce it before you land and then there's a HUGE sign as you approach customs about fruits and vegetables.

OH TATER PLEASE! THAT AVATAR IS GROSS.

Wacky New Yorkers - The article mentioned a new strain of HIV discovered in NY . Anyone know more about this? Wacky Chinese - A women's dream? Wacky Italian - It's really a wacky German (but does sound like something an Italian would do )

Agree - it's almost black.

Exactly why I drink wine. It's easy to spell.

I'd be willing to bet something like this will come out eventually. He was never allowed to have a childhood. Probably explains why he's been regressing as an adult.

DAMN - I wish! Thank you.

It'd be much easier to do it before babies arrive! University of NSW (Sydney, Australia). BSc Economics And I'm not telling what year!!

We both loved football, history, the outdoors, camping, movies and board games.

Well thank you - refreshing to learn that some guys are more open minded. Back when I was 42 I dated a college senior. My kids and friends called me all kinds of names. His Italian Catholic family wouldn't talk to him. Very sad really - we caved to the pressure after a year and had to part ways.

Same here. I had called in "sick" to save some vacation time. So I returned to Dallas with no voice left. It was a great cover for being sick. And before I get slammed. It was my first sick day in almost three years.

32 years. OK guys what if it were an 18 year old boy and a 50 year old woman? Would you still be saying how cool it is?

Elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the cowboy boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

Thanks Rock. Of course it's noted that you didn't do so bad with your offspring as well. Or was that their mother who deserves the credit?

Does it seem kind of ironic that so many of us here have "negative" blood?

I've found the best breed if you don't want digging in your yard, a risk of biting or attacking your kids, tearing up your house, having to walk it and needing a dog sitter when you leave overnight is........... a cat

Happens to people too (Siamese twins). Happens during the cell division process right after conception.

Did mine the old fashioned way. Filled out the form by hand and mailed it. Mine's a pretty simple 1040A with a mortgage and no state or local income tax.

I agree with AD (the sky just fell in). She didn't like the joke and now she's plotting how to make you suffer. Remember - chicks love to get even.

Bastarge! That's one for Cablelady.

The cat was smart enough to teach the guy a lesson. Why would anyone be cooking dinner with a loaded gun on the counter?

I like Pork Chops!!