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Ditto. As much as I'd like to see this guy fry - someone's got to come up with some evidence.

If you know the bible even a little, you'll find this cute and funny! It comes from a catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected. Incorrect spelling has been left in. 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off. 2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears. 3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night. 4. The jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals. 5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah. 6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles. 7. Moses led the Jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. 8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. 9. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. 11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of geritol. 12. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 13. David was a hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times. 14. Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. 16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager. 17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head. 19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone. 20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. 21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. 22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles. 23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. 24. St. Paul cavorted to christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marraige. 25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony

Love your new Avatar Scott

Glad that you're enjoying time with your beau. But we sure miss you here on the wall.

And your Mother should be proud too!

That was weird.

This looks like ADs shooting gallery.

Can't say I miss him. But I do like the kinder, gentler LA and AD.

3008 is my best so far. I must not be very good at games

That's embarrassing.

Keep scrolling forward to the pic of Katie Lohman. The left is definitely bigger than the right.

Thanks for noticing Beerball.

Thanks for the update Ann. But the beau is no excuse. Beaus have to share us with our wall friends.

"Hornbuckle". Interesting play on words there. This morning I heard that they found Viagara, Meth and Herpes medication in his car.

I miss them

A preacher in the Dallas area was busted yesterday for alleged sexual misconduct. Now more women are coming forward. The stories are flying and it's also rumored that he is (or was) the spiritual advisor for the Dallas Cowboys. "Birds of a feather, flock together"

Now that's funny. After they warn you and repeatedly walk up and down the aisle with trash bags.

CONGRATS STEVE! Wonderful news!! Live north of the snow belt and it will GREATLY reduce your snow shoveling.

Hmmmm. Most of the bastages I've met have had 3 legs.

They meet quite a few stars and celebrities LA. But they're not impressed by "New Money" folks. People in that part of the world tend to judge others by their character, not their status. I remember many years ago when Frank Sinatra arrived on stage at the Sydney Opera House 45 minutes late for his concert and visibly drunk. The Aussies just quietly got up and started leaving, just to show him what they thought of his lack of class.

Pi - that little two lettered bastarge that caused me to flunk math in high school.

Tha Beatles.

I thought the 7 fishes was held on Christmas Eve?

Oh, thank you Mistress!