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aussiew

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  1. The importance of "proof reading" what you type.
  2. Awesome - this show just keeps getting better. Great "one-liners".
  3. I see that you're new. Welcome to the board. However, be sure to post your off-topic threads as "OT". Thanks.
  4. Darn. Where is Jay Rubeo when you need him. He'd have link posted already.
  5. OMFG HtownBillsFan - I just lost my lunch when I looked at your Avatar!
  6. Did anyone watch the Father's statement? I was sobbing.
  7. So sorry to hear about your diagnosis. But the best news is that this is controllable and will, with taking the right steps, eventually become nothing more than a nuisance. You're in my prayers.
  8. Go to www.terrisfight.org and watch the videos. This is a real dilemna.
  9. You can get arrested for playing with a toy banana?
  10. John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism. They went over and talked to him. John decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic, which made them all very happy. They took him to church, and the priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic." The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved. The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and, just at supper time, when the neighborhood was settling down to their cold tuna fish dinner, the smell of steak cooking on a grill came wafting into their homes. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON? They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."
  11. Agree - sometimes they try to get the "chemistry" right, not just a player's stats. There's a lot to be said for putting the right personalities together to make a strong team.
  12. Anyone ever watch the Animal Channel on cable? They have this show a few nights a week called Animal Cops. It's amazing how many animals are severely mistreated.
  13. Okay then - I'll give my "pup" some extra love and attention tonight as well.
  14. You forgot one - Drew will lead the Dallas Cowgirls to the Super Bowl!!!
  15. Beerball: Perhaps toys are kept in plastic bags
  16. Phone calls, phone calls, phone calls. My jobs have all been from networking or headhunters. Never had much luck with job hunt sites. Good luck.
  17. What? He didn't have any porn magazines under the mattress?
  18. I'm Scottish. Had to wear Orange today. But I will cheat and cook corned beef & cabbage tonight because I love it.
  19. Thanks sweetie - I thought I checked all 400 channels. I'll look again tonight.
  20. UGH - so I finally looked for the NFL Network last weekend for the first time since the last pre-season. And it wasn't where I left it (on DirecTV satellite). Has it moved to cable?
  21. I think it's cool having the Pack come to the Ralph.
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