At least for men.....
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle... From the Northwest
Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned
later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man
was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across
the hood and found herself staring at her husband who
was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to
have three stitches in his forehead!