That's a high quality one liner. Seriously, though, I would have been in the same boat as you. I rarely 'got it' from my dad...but when I did... I deserved it and I learned from it. Looking at the damages to that house, I suspect this would have been one of the times I would have remembered.
Back to TYTT's original point....what kind of precedent is this parent setting? Everyone gets a trophy in that house.