I hear you. But, it's still shocking. This is from the article. The 'description' in the last part is an instant classic....
"Let us break this bad boy down for you. It's got cheesesteak, cheese burgers, pastrami, chicken fingers, bacon,
mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, jalapeno poppers, fries, onion rings, chili, marinara and fat sauce. Oh, and it comes
on a 27-inch garlic bread roll. The sandwich looks like every fast-food restaurant in the nation collided with a
semi truck and had a big, fat baby, then covered that baby with French fries and pink sauce."