This story has Hollywood (Kelly the F&BD get the rights), or atleast SNL, written all over it. Guy enters party. Hits on girls. The sparkel of his Diamond belt buckle intriges them but, he needs something, something to close the deal. As he falls down drunk on a NICE wooden floor, he thinks while I'm down here, BREAK DANCE Time. After a couple of moves, he does a spin, and screws himself to the floor! He can't get up, so after he unbuckles his pants, he walks towards the girls with his PANTS On The GROUND. How can they resist. He closes the deal.