Some of Hammer's and mans best friend, Buddy The "Wonder Dog" man laws.
Don't Hit a women, that includes your wife or girls at bars.
Don't cheat on your wife.
Don't screw over other businesses or people, Pay your bills, if your short on cash today, when you get the $$ later, DON"T forget to pay those you owe.
Don't be an azz or a leach.