meazza

So you're unemployed?

Hi Attorney General, this is the VP. This motha!@#$in president wont let me launch the motha!@#$in nukes!

It's clear that the Vice President is freakishly evil. So it seems as if this is a repeat of season 2.

Your one-liners are becoming on par with AD's. Bravo

Apparently I'm as shocked as you are that Canada has a navy

Well I figured it had to do with something. Doesn't seem like a very menacing name Thanks for the history lesson

I have. It just never interested me that much.

Which leads me to another question. Who the hell names a ship the Kitty Hawk?

Because if global warming is not man made, how the hell could we fight it? If global warming is not man-made, then we can't do !@#$ all about it except for pray for the best. How do you reverse something that isn't happening?

Generally it means that nuclear talks have broken down between North Korea and the US.

Another battle you won in your head there. Good job

A half naked chick holding a flag. Yeah, real neanderthal.

Actually. You have no idea what my opinion is on this matter. You have no idea if I agree with good ol Al or vice versa. You have no clue wtf my "screwball" opinion is. What you do know is I consider you a !@#$ing idiot. Please don't assume that it is only the anti-Gw crowd that think you're a moron. I'm pretty sure people from all walks of life and ideologies have a very low opinion of you.

And yet you still did, and still look like a moron. Good job.

Good luck

Well that is where the problem always lies. You can't have one without the other. For example, how many Italiens came from Italy and worked their asses off to adapt to a new society. Who follows, the ones who started the trend of organized crime. You have to take the good with the bad.

Yup, real ass kicking

Because he's Jack Bauer and the other guy is a Silver Spoons. Silly question if I may say so myself.

Obviously even if we aren't responsible for the Earth's warming as a whole, it's still a pretty sh------- life when we are covered with smog and toxic fumes. As if total destruction is the only reason we need to stop polluting. Obviously it takes a disaster before people even start giving a sh--.

I've been to formula 1 several times and I recommend getting the ear plugs for yourself as well. There's nothing louder than an engine with that much acceleration with absolutely no sound padding around it hitting speeds of 220 mph.

The evil vice president decided that even though a nuclear bomb did not go off as it was supposed to, he was still going to nuke "Fayed's country". Jack played flight simulator and Nadia was accussed of being mole #158145487874840.

Looks like the new VP has bloodlust.

Another mole in CTU. What a surprise

I apologize for the stupid joke, but seriously take a pill.