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Chiefs were offside on that just like the Bills, Philly was better prepared to use Chris Jones as a doormat

[7:02] 1) T-Mobile + Starlink to have a space based network to monito... I mean, give you service anywhere. 2) Homes.com thaws out Morgan Freeman for a plug 3) Ray-ban and Meta AI Glasses. See #1. 4) Indycar featuring Puta or something.

Hurts throws feet over his tight end's head Brady: "I like how Hurts stands in the pocket and delivers the ball accurately"

[6:54] 1) MCU is scrambling. Thunderbolts? No thanks. 2) MSC Cruises? Orlando Bloom and someone who someone somewhere considers is funny but. 3) Little Caesars featuring Eugene Levy's eyebrows he stole from Leonid Brezhnev. 4) Something or other. They didn't say anything and I blinked.

Allen throws that pass and we're gonna hear 3.75 quarters of "reckless"

"It's amazing how good the Chiefs are in clutch situations" Clutch at getting flags?

[6:48] 1) Dunkins jam with Belichick and a lot of physchedelics. 2) How to **** your Dragon. 3) Pfizer, mama said knock you out (with periodcarditis)

Here comes our improbable flag on a key play #1.

[6:37] 1) Lilo & Stitch. Less than amusing slapstick. 2) Youtube TV. Somewhat amusing slapstick.

If they swapped Torbert for Mike Tirico who would notice?

Are there any Chiefs that are not team captains? Seems like the whole team is at midfield

[6:30] 1) Mission Impossible: The Clip Show. 2) Sketchers Slip-ins. Really didn't need to see the twin bungees under Martha Stewart's sweater. Ew. 3) Turbotax. Now powered by thinking nice thoughts, or something? 4) Kick Of Doinksity, won easily by Eli.

[6:22] 1) Pizza Hut with "Gronk's not gonna fall for that" If you can't fool GRONK, maybe you shouldn't be scamming anyone 2) You bet Jurassic it's sequel #26. 3) More Gronk. So the raptors win the Wonderlic test in this commercial block. 4) Fox News. I stand by my assertion in #3.

Wouldn't remember anyway

Torbert and Mahomes bunk in the same sleeping bag. Booooooooooooooooo

I really shouldn't... but I might

If that's indeed the case, they just let Allen go over and put the belt on him. Unless it's a transition like Iron Shiek bridging from Backlund to Hogan, Josh is going to have some pull with the bookers.

I don't think the take that the MVP of the Ravens team was not Lamar Jackson but Derrick Henry is a stretch. Their record when Henry was held in check < 90 yards, was brutal. There wasn't a similar correlation for Jackson. No qualms about Jackson getting 1st Team All-Pro at all. For counting stats his season stood up against any other QB's and was judged to be the most prolific. But VALUABLE means, you're the guy on your team. When you roll, your team wins; when you don't, your team loses (cough Houston). When there's a guy whose performance has more of an impact on wins and losses sharing the same backfield, I don't see how you can be the regarded as the Most Valuable Player amongst every team in the entire league.

Yes, there is still a Rush Coach who works with the running backs.

All game? All playoffs. The Denver game was almost as bad. The NFL marks the Bills plays using the Staff of Ra, taking back one kadam to honor the frog god whose league this is.

I'm being an ass, but it's my nature