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  1. Ralonzo
    Lombardy is just cheese and wine and goats and Alfa-Romeos. Maybe Matt Milano would be more enthusiastic about it though I’d probably just give it back to Italy.
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    "Aaron Donald what did you see on that last play that let you get to the backfield" "Quintin Spain" (paraphrasing)
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    Spain bringing the pain... for his QB
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    That was a feline call, handoff to your backup RB.
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    it was Diggs several times this year, and yes we were
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    This is why you don't get in bed with Vegas. Everything gets questioned.
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    For no calls all game long... that's super weak.
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    Did Stafford get a bone in the throat at the 2 minute warning or what?
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    9:43 - The requisite Clydesdale ad for Bud - Sam's Club - Greenlight shows what it's like to be Elon Musk out shopping - HBO Max with some tasteful 70's Hot Chocolate
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    9:34 - Eugene Levy has yet to address the caterpillars crawling across his forehead while shilling for Nissan - Taco Bell clown world. Del taco ftw anyway - Hellmann's Mayo. Hellmann's. Now I get it.
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    9:26 - someone saving money using b&w film. Cutwater. Actually a can of mai tai on the golf course on a hot day is pretty good - Vroom which is totally not Carvana which is totally not Carmax - AMC network - Irish Spring
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    9:20 - Alexa, go ahead and be my AI, i wasn't using this brain for anything anyway - Quickbooks and Mailchimp - Booking.com
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    You don't want to rely on an EV when you're upstate digging a hole. 9:11 is locals, beer break, pee break.
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    9:04 - Jeff Bezos is apparently designing electric cars, and taking over the world with them - EToro, More Crypto, but how are they mining anything if they're using all the electricity for cars? - T-Mobile 15-second musical - A movie with Owen Wilson they thoughtfully placed on Peacock away from me
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    8:58 - Ah you fell for the old Chinese Pringle-trap - Bud Light Seltzer Hard Soda. What ever happened to beer flavored beer? - ANOTHER electric car. This time from Kia.
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    8:52 - Prime video of the non-quite Tolkien preprequel - Lays potato chips with some sort of utter nonsense - Universal Orlando Resort Velocicoaster. Sorry, if you're strapped in with 54-point restraints it's not scary. The Comet - that's scary.
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    8:43 - Google Pixel 6 will automatically lighten your skin tone. Racists. - Cue with covid tests, cool. I'll market something that tests for paranoia. - Planet Fitness with lots of guest stars cashing checks, good for them
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    Yeah make Donald mad, that’ll help
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    Just like the Andre Roberts or Cole Beasley ints last year….
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    Ramsey might get voted off his own island
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    Glengooly Blue will do that!
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    Local ad suites inbound. Halftime is 🤮 so off to sweat pipes or something more entertaining hah, the Planters one was alright
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    7:53 - mcconaghey for sales force, dressed as a Nassau Astro nut - Larry David gets a time machine and wrecks everything for FTX r something - a reminder that the NFL is going to try to soak you for Thursday games next year
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    7:45 - TurboTax took the brown acid for that one - wallbox for people who never licked 9V batteries as a kid and are scared of electricity - “3 million years ago when I was a young boy on a farm in Mississippi” - Morgan Freeman for Turkish Air and/or baths - Mich Ultra Seltzer if you’re comfortable with that sort of thing
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    Stanford doing Stanford things Edit: autocorrect doing autocorrect things
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