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Elam! The Bills have really needed someone to get those 3rd down stops. Very nice.

Except for the guys who need to be stashed on IR. Bernard a little slow in reacting to RB in the flat on first play, and the TE on the second,

Yeah this. I means it’s going to be the lede and that’s fine. But that’s 2 minutes worth, the following 18 minutes of speculation and BS was just not what I was tuning in for.

Tell ya what, I’ll watch the Bills, you go watch court tv, and we can give each other updates later.

No, what I wanted to hear was about position battles and depth charts. I certainly did not hear any of that.

that dead eyed toady meerkat is Graham? That explains a lot.

These two idiot talking heads on kickoff live thinking they can dictate to the Bills what they MUST do in this situation. Who the ***** are you anyway? “Well let me just commend you for being a woman in Buffalo media. There are so many women in the Buffalo media” What the actual? I don’t care at all about your speculation about accusions from 3000 ***** miles away, Shut the ***** up! Also 20 minutes now talking about stuff you don’t know ***** about, instead of the game. You tools.

Bills kickoff live: “There’s a lot of pieces that don’t fit, there’s only one side of the story here.” Proceeds to talk about NOTHING ELSE for the first 15 minutes.

We've gone from "you shouldn't have worn that dress" to "you shouldn't have associated with someone wearing that dress" so I guess that's progress. Toward what, I have no idea.

Haack needed cut either way. He was simply the worst punter in the league last year.

And let's check in this morning. Yeah, this thread is exactly where I thought it would be.

Remember when everyone wanted to release Ed Oliver? I remember.

I really thought that this was a continuation of the stomach flu allusions for a moment (McDonald's and explosive)

Send Longinus to ask for his playbook.

I'm just glad McDermott said that. I gave Hart a 90+ against Denver and thought I might have gone through an ion storm while transporting and ending up in an alternative universe where I have a beard and Hart can block and PFF was always on the Allen bandwagon.

Browns - "Find a hole"

Sounds like someone forgot to catch a "divide by zero" exception.

And you must apply for a video posting licence.

I just don't want to see the next commercial where his brother fakes him out of those.

That quarter of a billion dollars pretty much eliminates every other worldly pressure, so he can take all the football pressure we can give him.

1. Nah, just caught the rebroadcast on NFLN last night and had enough in the DVR buffer. 2. Looks like Mancz will render things moot, he'll be in the traditional Bates Swiss Army role as his injury is not seen as serious. 3. Anyone knowing (not necessarily executing, but knowing) their assignment was a leg up on Ford in most cases. Boettger, I think he knows his assignments and tries to execute and sometimes succeeds, hence JAG.

Reserve/PUP list: Teams must decide by the 53-man roster cutdown deadline (Aug. 30 this season) whether to place a player on this list. Players placed on this list at that time must miss at least the team's first four games -- down from six in seasons prior to 2022. Unlike in the past, players can be activated immediately after such time has elapsed. Any player who is designated Reserve/PUP on or after rosters are reduced to 80 (Aug. 23 this season) will also be subject to the same four-game absence.

To me, they should just give Tenuta an accordion and lei and send him on his way. He's been underwhelming even for a 6th-round pick. He got blown up by guys Hart was manhandling the play before. If Mancz has to miss time his backfill would likely be Van Roten, who's also a veteran and short-term serviceable with the interior line flex similar to Mancz. Anderson and Owen I think have been the two rooks who have shown out the best but I don't think they must make the 53, they seem like a decent bet to get to the PS in the waiver tsunami next week. It's easier to hide your guys in the crowd when everybody's cutting everyone. If it's only 8 OL held at cutdown, that's one more bubble guy (Hodgins, Blackshear, Lewis) who avoids waivers before the post-cutdown roster juggling. They can re-add OL after that. Boettger could be PUP or simply waived/injured - I'd be ok with that, I thought he was a JAG before his injury.

^^^ that video rolled right in to the Hackett presser, with one of the great quotes of the season so far: "(We have) the opportunity to learn from mistakes... otherwise that whole game was a complete waste"