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Some teams have injury lists, some teams have arrest warrants.

Ah, now all these lower body injuries make sense. All the cleats were formed on injury lasts.

Speaking as someone without an ACL, my leg does that... :/

Next contract will have a "No Funky Duckman" clause I'm sure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Paul_Jr. Bills had him in for a 30 visit, high probability they would have drafted him at 173, but Rams traded up to 172 to snadge him, which cascaded into Jackson Hawes at 173 and Dorian Strong the consolation BPA at 177.

Well that's fine, the Rams traded up to snadge Chris Paul one pick in front of the Bills, so one of them is gonna end up getting cut, right? Git 'r done BBB

Another British Invasion act which had an unexpected reprise in the not-so-early 70's...

I hope the parents got the kid back...

In Reggie Smith's case it's because he had a bat

Anderson is like Spencer Brown's Mini-me. And Hawes is like Anderson's Mini-me. It's like Matryoshka A-holes.

Knew before clicking that the fight would involve Anderson. He's a shift-disturber.

You mis-spelled "excrement"

This is easy-peasy, just sign whoever the Browns cut. They're the Browns, by definition the best QB will be released.

I think it's very appropriate.

I've never not been not ok with that.

So one of the times Ozzy was kicked out of Black Sabbath was in 1977 after missing a gig iirc. The band moved on and was actually laying down tracks with Dave Walker of Savoy Brown. Gotta say, it wasn't a great fit, at least not compared to Ozzy. Or Dio, or Glenn Hughes, or Ron Keel, or... anyway, I guess the band thought same and eventually Osbourne was brought back for what became the Never Say Die album... Some of the cooler stuff early on with Sabbath was when the band was playing gigs with tracks still in formation before being committed to album. Note the alternate lyrics on this 1970 gig in Paris, some are moved around, some were replaced...

I think it's just that instead of the slow drone he takes it double-time and makes it kinda metal. Speaking of metal, obviously everyone is aware of Ozzy's death. The first time anyone realistically could have had a chance to hear Osbourne was on the debut Black Sabbath release in 1970, a single covering a track by American band Crow, "Evil Woman." The Crow version peaked on Billboard in the top 20 in 1969. While this isn't that, it mates some of the only existing footage of the band Crow to the audio release they were performing... Take some of the jams out of it, and the structure is awfully similar to "All Right Now", released a couple months later by Free, but sadly eliminating that chugging bass line and hammond...

This one is more like Wolverine in Incredible Hulk #181

First you need sound money to get the salary cap under control.

Maybe he's color blind?