Sorry guys, but it is definitely the dick in a box beard. Let's just pretend that Trent is not the QB of the Bills and you saw him at the bar hanging with his boys.
You would probably say - "Check out the douchebag with the dick in a box beard. No way he scores any trim tonight."
Not scoring trim is the equivalent of 1 fumble, 2 interceptions, and coming up empty in the red zone. As soon as Trent loses the dick in a box beard we will start winning again.