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31 Reasons Chuck Norris is better than you 1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the ! crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. 6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. 8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "!@#$ing." 12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. 14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. 15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease. 16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila. 17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust. 18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. 19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the !@#$ down. 20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 21. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. 22. Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. 23. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. 24. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill. 25. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 26. When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse s! aid, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. 27. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 28. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 29. Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's sh--. 30. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. 31. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

He sure is

I agree with you, and it is pretty apparent that Sam Aiken is not going to be that guy. I can't wait for the draft. (I feel like I say this every year, which is obviously not a good thing)

Ha Ha. So short that I overlooked him.

I like read as a player, heck of a good blocker. (I'd like him more if he had fewer drops.) Maybe he'll turn the corner next year. I can tell you one thing, with Moulds being gone, between Reed, Parrish, and Evans we will have the shortest WR core in the NFL.

I know that I haven't posted in awhile and I hope that all is well. I have a friend that works for the Bills and was told that TKO's injury may have been misdiagnosed. They are expecting to hear more by the end of the day today.

By pro rating the signing bonus or making in tiered. If a team wants a player bad enough they will get him.

The Denver trade makes it that much more likely. It isno secret that they are interested in obtaining AUburn's Jason Campbell, whom they feel they can get later in the draft, thus far making their early first round pick expendable. Gregg-O and Gibbs have said all along that they need an experienced corner after losing Bailey last year and Smoot this year. I am not saying that it is a definite, just more likely.

Don't be suprised man. Clements will be asking for top dollar next year, probably a whole heck of a lot more than he is worth. While he made a lot of big plays last year he also got beat a lot. I hate to say it, but my guess is that he is gone.

For those of you following this, the Skins were interested in Buchanon but he is no longer available. Nate could be on his way out... ** Houston's Sports 610 Radio reports the Raiders have traded CB Phillip Buchanon to the Houston Texans for two undisclosed picks. According to the report, Houston's 13th overall pick is not part of the trade. Buchanon has two years left on his contract worth a total of $1.5 million and will likely seek a new deal. He's had injury problems and doesn't always exercise proper technique -- but nobody can argue his athletic ability. Buchanon's scored 7 TDs off punt returns and interceptions in just 36 career games. www.draftsharks.com

Glad to see he landed on his feet, he is a good anchor.

Here is my original post... http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...43entry277343 Here is his response: thanks for the email. sorry for the delay in a response. many didn't get the tongue-in-cheek approach that i intended and took it kind of personally. hope they got the message that the story, while greatly exaggerated the stereotypes and laid heavily with sarcasm, was only to inform that there's a pro team was coming to L.A. in 2006 and get ready for the kids to start asking for sticks and helmets. you gotta realize sometimes that any press about a sport you like is better than no press at all sometimes. it seems to rally the troops. it was also sort of taken out of context on the sports page and presented on many websites as a stand-alone story. in the newspaper it was part of an "offbeat" page 2 that has a completely irreverent tone toward all sports. sorry for any confusion. and yes, i was at the "final 4'' matches at home depot center that night but didn't mention them because they ended late. --Tom Hoffarth LA Daily News PS: here's more on the backlash: http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/preps...9p-preptu.html#

I definitely will

My new job is going great, just keeping me on the road a lot. I am going to have to start putting TSW time in my outlook calender to keep up.

Not that I am a fixture like a lot of you, but my job now keeps me away from my computer for a long time. Just wanted to say hi and that this is still my favorite site on the web and that I didn't jump to some other beat Bills board.

I know where that is. I work for Charter One and Webster is part of my territory. I am at the Main Street branch about once or twice a week. Does your company bank with us? If not, they should.

Here is the number for the Fairfiled Inn: Fairfield Inn Rochester East 915 Hard Rd, Webster, NY 14580 585-671-1500 Todd - where do you work?

One of my roomates brothers starts on Defense for the Mids.

It's a great game to play and to watch. It is amazing how the game has grown over the past 10 years.

And here is the email that I sent him... This might be the most opinionated, idiotic piece of propaganda that I have ever read. Do you know anything about the game? Have you any idea of its historical significance? Have you ever been exposed to a game prior to the first four? I find it hard to believe that you are such an expert on the sport after seeing just two games. It seems to me that you have more problems with the weather, the traffic, and anything from the east coast rather than a game. Who proof reads this crap before it makes the paper? Then again, I guess that if you were any good you'd be writing for the LA Times and not "The Daily News". By the way, does your paper require a subscription or do they give it away for free at gas stations and laundromats?

For those of you that don't know, the "First Four" Invitational was held in LA this weekend in LA, featuring ND, Syracuse, Georgetown, and UNC. Here is an article from some idiot from the LA Daily News http://www.dailynews.com/Stories/0,1413,20...tml?search=true

Good to see that this board is represented with fellow paisons.

I like them udonkey. Instead of the third old school jersey you should try a red one.

Here they all are, and I still answer to them (Name is Tony by the way) T-Bone T-Bird TC T Big Toe Toe Tone Loc T Rock Chonka