Osama bin Douche Bag transcript:
Reading that, it's obvious he's after one thing: a time out. The man is losing. Period. He's asking us to stop the violence; it's not the other way around. "Let's avoid another conflict..."? This guy used to brag and giggle on camera about pulling off 9/11. He's not so cocky these days. He wants us to change our policy because, apparently, he never wanted any part of a Holy War.
Oh, and his references to the "Patriot Law", "stealing" Florida, and "Bush listening to a girl" on 9/11 all sound very familiar. Not the first time I've heard that propaganda from an ugly dude with a beard.....