I don't understand why ESPN bothers to do the whole 'intro' thing right at the beginning of the draft with the players introducing themselves on the stock market floor. Who is that for? People who haven't considered watching the draft but might now that they know what it's all about?
Seriously, you don't have to sell me on watching the draft, I'm already watching it so just cut the crap.
I did enjoy Torry Holt being the absolute last person on earth to understand Chris Berman's joke about that guy, Incognito, who was drafted yesterday. It took him about a half hour to understand why Berman said he "slipped by" other teams without drawing attention to himself. *sigh*