Gavin in Va Beach

Anyone else think the Force is pretty lame? I mean, if you give in to evil and join the dark side, you get to shoot lightning bolts out of your hands. Pretty cool, but who wants to be evil. But if you stay on the good side, you're basically a pansy-ass pacifist who sits around waiting to get whacked. Every time you act aggressively, like Luke in RotJ, there's the Emperor saying you're getting closer to the dark side. So basically, you're either Ghandi or evil. Pretty lame.

A more accurate depiction... http://cache.eonline.com/On/Rank/Shows/Out...29.odonnell.jpg If someone had a gun to my head and said I had to either shag rosie o'donnell or have my testicles crushed in a vice, I'd ask for some more time to think it over...

Anakin as the chosen one is still the most logical, as it is he (as Vader) who ended up tossing the Emperor into the power core pit or whatever it was in RotJ. Luke was laying down and crying like a sissy while the Emperor was electrifying his ass.

You're right, it's brilliant! Better yet, make all 11 offensive players be quarterbacks, then the opposing team will have to defend 11 different styles! Genius I tell you, pure genius!

I dropped acid once and thought I could fly. I think that was a smarter idea than this post.

Don't judge those ladies for sleeping with dogs, maybe they were born that way...

And getting the shells off of crap is a B word too...

How do you cook crap? Do you put icing on it and call it cake? Why even buy a couple of bushels of crap when he can make his own?

That you are in love with your mother and want to kill your father...

One of the victim's parents are actually her parents! She helped drug and rape her own fuggin sister!!! She is an oxygen stealer. Someone just needs to make it so she stops stealing oxygen.

This thread is an argument for waiting until marriage and then staying married come hell or high water...

Hmmm...interesting. Is masturbation still considered a sin?

Raising Arizona is a comedy classic! "Boy, do you know you have a panty on your head?" City of Angels-so depressing I felt like slitting my wrists when it was over. Not a bad flick though...Dennis Franz stole it with his few scenes, IMO.

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"Samuel Jackson beer: It'll get you drunk. You'll be fugging fat chicks in no time." --- "Hos Dave, Dave Hos." "Evenin' bitches." "Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a B word?" Comedy gold.

And before he left for Tulane, his Pa gave him some good advice, he said "JP ,the Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."

P.S. Remember alcohol, I didn't stay angry at you for making me wake up naked with a tooth brush in my ass, but that stays between you and me okay? Thanks...

"Lawyers and screwed up logic" Isn't that redundant?

A minor problem, and easily dealt with in the contract: If Player X is close to bonus, but Team Z has already made the playoffs and wants to rest Player X, Player X will automically qualify for his next level bonus. If at any time a player feels playing time was cut for performance bonus reasons, he can petition a tribunal to look into the matter. If it is shown that a team sat a player at any time so as not to have to pay a bonus, the team will not only have to pay the bonus but will also be penalized an additional amount (an incentive not to sit a player). Hell, I'm just some dumb schmuck and rolled that off the top of my head. Surely the supersmart lawyers and other executive-types can come up with more rules and sh-- and make it happen.

Or here's a novel concept- base salaries with performance incentives

Bringing common sense back would take some public service announcement commercials saying "All right, we kinda fugged up that whole 'corporal punishment' thing. We now think that it might be a good idea for parents to spank their children when they get out of line. Rest assured, child protective services won't come and take your kid away if you feel little Johnny needs a spanking for painting the cat or setting the entertainment center on fire."

Laverne & Shirley?

I think Tara is going to be heartbroken when she finds out her husband is playing for the other team...

Is this Clements22?