Gavin in Va Beach

Hillary?

Bah. Most of the women I know want their men to be men, not halfafags...

WTF!?!?! I don't know whether to chaulk this up as 'content filler' or 'western civilization is purposely being undermined so as to make it's males pansies thus making a future invasion easier'. First Queer Eye, then metrosexuals, now this. Slippery slope? Bet your ass. We're doomed!

No, it shows that you're still at the top of your game. I was dying with the "uhhh....uhhhh.....uhhhh.....uhhhh....". She sounded like a whimpering dog. Wonder if she wet herself when she got zapped? "You're arresting me!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!" "Because your license is suspended." "oh..."

We can only pray that tazering also sterilizes that idiot...

Better still: Amendment X - The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. The judicial system (yes, I'm including the Supremes) has become a joke. They're making schit up as they go along now...

Super Strength.

Note to self: Let my son have the occasional hamburger and candy bar...

I went to a couple of Amnesty International meetings in high school. Did it for the chicks. Man were those meetings dumb and a huge waste of time...

We should just respect their rights and give them hugs, maybe get them to sing a few verses of kumbya, then they would be nice and tell us all they know and like us better.

I haven't seen anyone mention China's 'One Child' policy and the impact all those aborted female fetuses are potentially going to have on policy. When a country has way more males then it has females, they usually gotta give those males something to do lest they start tearing up the place out of frustration. Wars have always been good at giving unemployed and frustrated men something to do...

Callous Unfeeling Neanderthal Twit

Secret sex tape "leaked" to the public in 3...2...1...

Somewhere, many years from now in a classroom on some distant planet, a young child raises his hand and asks an important question: "Did Paris Hilton really cause the downfall of civilization on Earth?" Teacher: "The answer is of course highly complex, but bottom line: Yes." Stupid Spoiled Whore.

Not only that, but the Olympics in New York City has got to be a terrorist's wet dream. I shudder to think what the costs will be just for security...

If I may quote Marcellus Wallace, I'd "go midieval on his ass". He'd tell or would soon be contemplating life as a puddle...

Then do something about it, try and foster debate in a new direction or something. If you tired of eating pissy wheaties, stop eating them. If you're going to keep eating them then stop bitching about it...

Loved it when the husband who just got fired/quit his job was playing air hockey and trash talking the little kids! "Leave right now, or I'll say something I'll regret". And she left! If more wives would just give their men some breathing room, instead of demanding to talk to death every little thing right there and then, there'd be less divorce in this country. Edit: Don't think Rex is dead either.

I'd never root for the ______ Bills, but in no way would I drop the NFL and football. I love playing fantasy football too much. I'm sure I'd eventually lean towards a different team to root for, but I admit I'd never be one tenth as passionate for them as I am for the Bills. Personally I think the NFL knows that it's good for the league to have a few healthy small market teams and after Green Bay Buffalo has to be one of the more storied small market football towns and the suits running the league will try awfully hard to make sure the Bills stay put. I don't have any real evidence to point to, just a gut feeling.

It won't be a good show unless they use the defibrillator on Jagger at least 5 times... Who's the opening act? The Smothers Brothers?

Nope. No humor. Not even a chuckle...

Obviously the man is an amateur scientist and he was just studying the effects of acceleration upon a cat's ability to land on his feet. Honestly I don't understand the slandering of this poor man. I bet you people would want to string up Galileo and Newton too, bunch of cro-mags. What kind of world do we live in when a man can be arrested for experimenting with kittens?!?! Long live science!!!

Nice interview. Konrad's wife is pretty easy on the eyes....ooofa.

Can you still buy as many bottles of Redi-Whip whipped cream as you want? Course, if no one is looking you don't always have to buy them...

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What's next, have to pass a piss test too??