Gavin in Va Beach

I think posting nude pictures of her would make him feel even better than that!

Look at the bright side: Had they won half of Detroit would have been burned down... Wait, that might have been a good thing... Carry on...

Dat's a goot one...

2 1/2 years and you couldn't get a self-proclaimed halfadyke to bring a friend over for fun and frivolity? Did you not even try? Poor bastard.

Indeed. It seems most social programs could be lumped under a category called "It's the Government's Responsibility To Help People Live As Long As They Possibly Can". Why is this noble or something to aspire to? More people only increases demand on infrastructures/resources which in turn hasten their deterioration. Seems the government should get out of the 'helping people live longer' business. It only fugs things up worse.

Again, you seem to be advocating Social Security along the principle that it's necessary to keep all the unemployed/retired from rioting and being a public nuisance. Yet in 'Creationism/Evolution' threads you're a big advocate of Evolution/Darwinism. Why the inconsistency? If all the people who were 'ignorant' and made poor retirement decisions suddenly find themselves poor and destitute 'can't do for themselves' then under your evolution philosophy they should be made to sink or swim for the betterment of mankind as a whole, right?

I completely forgot about Flash Gordon, an awesome movie with an awesome soundtrack. Definitely would bump somebody out of my top ten... *** Vultan:Oh well, who wants to live forever? DIIIIIIIIVE! Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour? The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes. Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will? The Emperor Ming: Certainly! Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space? [Ming glares at Zogi] Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her. The Emperor Ming: I do. Dale Arden: I do NOT! Emperor Ming: Klytus! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer! FLASH! Ahhhhh-ahhhhh. He'll save every one of us!

So liberal or 'income redistribution' programs aren't really about 'helping' the poor, they're really about 'making it so the poor don't become a public nuisance'. Got it.

Again...Kingpin!?!?! Now we know your opinion, which is worth the same as teets on a pig...go back to navel gazing... Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night. Avi: Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the !@#$ing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth? Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the !@#$ can he get away from? Brick Top: If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your !@#$ing jacobs off. Brick Top: He's been quite a busy bastard that Turkish. Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor Brick Top: It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.

That's a damn shame...

I guess it's all on one's perspective. My in-laws, while they have their quirks as we all do, are great people whom I cherish. Right after the wedding I started calling them Mom and Dad and they loved it. I learned early on that getting along with the parents made it 100% easier to get along with the gf/wife so I made a conscience effort to get on their good side.

There's lots of good ones... Kid: What's your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me? Dottie Hinson: What do you say I smack you around for a while? Kid: Can't we do both? Umpire: Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother. Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? Ernie Capadino: Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way. Dottie Hinson: You ever been married? Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice. Dottie Hinson: Any children? Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Martin Q. Blank: Do you *really* believe that there's some stored up conflict that exists between us? There *is* no us. *We* don't exist. So who do you wanna hit, man? It's not me. Now whaddya wanna do here, man? BF: [Pulls out a folded up piece of paper] Martin Q. Blank: I don't know what that is. BF: These are my words. Martin Q. Blank: It's a poem? See, that's the problem... express yourself, BF! Go for it. BF: "When I feel... quiet... when... I feel... blue..." Martin Q. Blank: You know, I think that is *terrific*, what you have right there. Really, I liked it, a lot. I wouldn't sell the dealership or anything but, I'm tellin' ya... it's intense! BF: There's... more. Martin Q. Blank: Okay, would ya mind, just skip to the end. BF: To... the very end? "For a while." Martin Q. Blank: Whew. That's good man. BF: "For a while." Martin Q. Blank: That's excellent! BF: You wanna do some blow? Martin Q. Blank: No I don't. BF: [Hugs Martin]

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? BF: Apes don't read poetry. Wanda: Yes they do, BF, they just don't understand it.

Start walking around the house naked wearing a swim mask,snorkle, and flippers. Should be able to turn that 2 weeks into 2 days...

"5 lb blocks of cheese, bags of groceries, Social Security, has run out, on you and me..."

Gone with the Wind Home Alone 3

NBA ratings have been the 2nd worst ever , forget about the last 11 years. I don't believe games are scripted or that the players are in on it (at least not yet anyway), but I believe they use refs and foul calling or lack thereof to steer a game as much as they can.

He would walk down the street girls could not resist his stare Pablo Picasso was never called an ****! We're going to have a TV Party Tonight...All right!

There's a Game 7 because the NBA wants a Game 7... NBA = Professional Wrestling

The plan is finally working. Soon all the libertards will be dropping like flies! <cue evil laughing>

It may not be as popular with the hotpocket crowd, who ride the fad wave then get bored, but for those that love it for it's biting social commentary and it's ability to bust balls, this past season has been one of the great ones.

Oh man how could I forget Outlaw. One of the greatest ever. "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"