Gavin in Va Beach

I laughed, I cried, a peed my pants...it was wonderful. Not much variety for baby food though...fuggers!

You're crazy if you think "true pro hockey fans" alone will be enough to keep the NHL propped up. You'll need as many "posers" as possible to make sure the league doesn't collapse again in 5 years. But hey, if you and the other "true pro hockey fans" want to appreciate the posers staying away, then enjoy it while it lasts, but don't start crying when the Stanley Cup Finals have to settle for a TV contract with the Lifetime Network and risk getting the games bumped for the WNBA...

The Bills should announce a trade for Travis Henry today, it would be the perfect birthday present for Bill! Happy Birthday bro...

Are you suggesting we send Union reps over there to try and organize India and China's workers in turn making them inefficent and lazy, or that we should drop them like bombs as we fly over those countries? Personally, I kinda like the latter...

Bravo.

That is surely a sign of the apocalypse...

I drive Ed's bus...he seems quite happy in his oversized Kazoo helmet. I don't think he wants to leave because he says the windows taste like strawberries and they're his favorite...

Papa don`t take no mess Papa don`t take no mess Papa is the man who can understand How a man has to do Whatever he can Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t take no mess, no He don`t take no mess Now Papa might grin Drink a little taste of gin Bet his last ten on A little game of skins, hit me Papa don`t take no mess Papa don`t take no mess Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t take no mess, hey, hey Papa digs the chick If she look real slick Papa rap is very quick He defintely ain`t no trick Oh, yeah Papa don`t, Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t take no mess Papa is the man Who will take a stand Papa don`t take no mess Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t, don`t, Papa don`t Look, dig this Papa didn`t cuss He didn`t raise a whole lotta fuss But when we did wrong Papa beat the hell out of us Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t, Papa don`t Papa don`t take no mess Papa don`t take no mess I saw Papa cry when he Thought that I would die Lookie here I saw papa cry I saw Papa cry when he Thought that I would die He says something was in his eye I knew it was a lie Papa loves his son Mama said Papa`s smart Papa got a whole lotta heart And Papa would do his part When the game get hard, hit me

Ah yes, the mini carts, me likey very much. Do the old folks treat that Wegmans like the local senior center too? No offense to the aged, but are you really that hard up for human contact that you need to hang out at a grocery store all day? Can't swing a stick at the local Wegmans without hitting 50 geezers shuffling along at a snail's pace...

...anyone know what aisles have the best food in them? Where are the best freebies being handed out? Does everyone recommend getting a cart or should I just get the basket if I'm not getting that much? Thanks in advance...

Actually, with all Clinton did to aid the Chinese in their quest for technology, I doubt we'll live that long after the invasion, unless we pledge our undying love to Mao and learn to speak Mandarin...but sure, sounds like a bet.

I've heard that being right about things aids in one's growth, so the taller one is the more right they usually are. Say...how tall is VABills anyway?

Best: Teddy R. Reagan GW Bush* Worst: Frankie R. Reagan Clinton* Edit:Carter - CaWingNut has sold me. *Ramifications of their policies still have yet to be fully felt/understood, but my guess is 100 years from now my predictions will stand up

Just read an article about him in Reader's Digest, sick puppy doesn't begin to describe him. This fugger should not be breathing air right now...

A bear would never try to eat AD, he's too gamey...

Exhibit A on why this country is fugged...and I'm not talking about the bus driver.

Super Bowl

Yes. Maybe you should start a poll...

Jerry, SRV, or Morrison. It it was composer, I'd go with VABills and say Beethoven.

Scientology’s love affair with Hollywood I just can't wait for the criminal who makes the defense -"It wasn't me who did the crime, it was my Thetan Soul!"

Sounds like the 'Madonna and the Whore' syndrome (can't remember the flick that is from). When we men are just screwing around we want to be with the whore and get as nasty as we can. When we men are thinking of settling down, we want the Madonna (no, not that one) who will raise our kids in a morally upright atmosphere. You must have been thinking the halfadyke was the one and didn't press the issue because in the back of your mind you didn't want her to become a whore to you. That, or you're in love with your mother and want to kill your father...

Such a shame, if only we'd given her more social security this senseless tragedy could have been averted...

To paraphrase the Dice-man, you either eat box or you don't eat box...