Gavin in Va Beach

Did you not post it for attention?

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Until what?

You know if you take the O and the N out of money, then added ULARK, you'd get Mularkey. Never thought of it that way and it struck me funny but hope its just his name and not in his coaching lol.

Barking up the wrong tree on this one, although the mandatory safety class for all jet ski riders does seem a bit over the top, I see nothing wrong with setting an age limit on those things.

"Lo, with my wit and high IQ, And my appearance that all doth eschew, I proclaim my love for these Buffalo Bills, And also for those lovely Buffalo Jills, Whom I did begin to stalk, and to my dismay, The restraining order says I must stay 100 yards away..."

Rueben named his son Both? Both Brown?

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -Aesop

When Putin took that ring Russia's treasury tripled in size...

I was talking to a friend of mine who is a Cowboys fan yesterday, and we were talking bills/cowboys. So I says to him whos your new QB and he tells me Bledsoe. I says to him....i bet thats comforting having the first 3 letters of your quaterback come up 'goat blowing statue with no field presence'. He said he never thought of it that way and it struck him funny but hope its just his name and not in his playing lol.

I believe he's advocating the current solution being implemented. It's up to the contrarians to offer a contrarian solution...

No list is complete without The Fat Boys...

Its easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. O'Rourke

Another oxymoron...

While I loathe Clayton and think he's probably hopping and skipping around right now while he packs his bags to move to Canada...I can't say I got much hate from his little Bills blurb.

Yeah, that's frickin hysterical...

The Beer Barrel Polka?

When you wrestle the pig you both get dirty, but only the pig likes it...

Or the "Blitzkrieg Bop"... Hey ho, let's go...

Happy Birthday Pooj

I think we should start singing "What's My Name?" by DMX...

Similar to Social Security...ponzi scheme. Which are illegal unless you're the government or a silly corporation...

Gay marriage is an oxymoron...

Isn't Tipping a city in China?

Blind guys would walk by, tip their hats, and say 'afternoon ladies'...