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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. "Hey Courtney" "Hey Gerard. Yo they got donuts over here." "All right!"
  2. Catch Me If You Can is pretty underrated, I thought it was a great flick. Still, I agree with you that Spielberg is running on fumes and reputation. Artificial Intelligence: AI was so mind-numbingly dull that I think it should be shown to the inmates at Gitmo to get them to talk.
  3. "Doctor, I've been having some serious headaches lately." "Jerk off twice and call me in the morning."
  4. Medical research? Sounds more like some Doctor and his students getting their jollys off. Kinsey would be so proud.
  5. By hot, you mean she has a nice rack, right? Because everything else is nice, but I dunno about hot. Doesn't she portray herself as really religious? Guess she likes to show off the gifts God gave her.
  6. Except for that stupid dipschit who has already gone through her 4 million or whatever and cried on ABC that she had to buy 5,000 pairs of shoes for "therapy" purposes. Fug her.
  7. What, when you walk over to the pen and say 'Baaaaaaaby I'm back!'?
  8. Just like Freddy Krueger or Jason kept coming back in sequel after sequel...
  9. Are you kidding? Republicans bend over nearly every single time something 'controversial' comes along. If they actually stood for something and told the Dems/Libs to STFU this country might stand half a chance. I can hardly recall much compromising when the Dems held the reigns...
  10. You could have saved yourself a lot of time and trouble if you had just told everyone you were cooking on a hot plate in your parent's basement from the start...
  11. Does your super duper oven runn off of cold fusion? BF could make one of those because he has a high IQ and was educated from one of Indiana's finest high schools, couldn't he?
  12. Not to worry, anything happens to me and his girlfriend sleeps with the fishes!
  13. The time he saves cooking his errrr...whatever it is, will be time spent harrassing the local livestock. Please Chef Jim...think of the sheep!
  14. Oh lookie, T-Bone's boy toy has decided to stop by and play lifeguard...
  15. It's what passes for liberal lajik... Liberals in power: We'll do what we want so STFU Liberals out of power: You must compromise with us on everything you do
  16. He failed sex ed because his hand kept falling asleep on him...
  17. Federal grants to get kids to stop eating paste and how to wipe their ass really don't count...
  18. So yes, you posted it for attention...
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