Gavin in Va Beach

Any position on a WNBA team...

Me: 98 Jeep Wrangler Wife:2003 Volkswagon Passat Coming soon:minivan...

Good post K-Dawg. It's hard to believe some pine for the good ole' days of overspending on mediocre players...

Good luck Travis, although I hope you fumble all day long whenever we play you...

Fucillo and his "HUGE" bull sh--. True story I was driving down the road one day not too long ago and flipped between 3 different radio stations and he had a commercial on every frickin' one. Chances are there's a Fucillo commercial on TV right now, and always will be every 30 seconds. There should be a law against flooding the airwaves with stupid commercials...

Nobody's perfect...

Agree about Peter Boyle, he's hilarious. Everytime I see him I think of him in Johnny Dangerously after his bathroom exploded... "I'm standing here with my dork in my hands!"

But Patricia Heaton does have a nice rack. Maybe that's what has really kept people watching the show? 'Everybody Loves Patricia's Boobies' probably just didn't sound right when they were dreaming up the show...

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You mean they ban Catholics!?!?! Those rotten bastards!!!

It's good for the self-esteem to imagine one as a knight riding around for dragons to slay, even if the reality is that they're really schmucks riding on a donkey trying to topple a windmill...

Remember his 'McNally walks on water' crusade?

They must have been drunk on fermented pickle juice or something...

Don't believe any of this rubbish. We all know that TD was a moron in not dealing Henry for a 5th Rd pick and a bag of medical tape during the draft back in April and that we'll be stuck with Travis for the rest of his career...

Queen Elizabeth II will be in Hyde Park? What, is she walking her poodles or something?

This isn't the same chick who was bi with everybody but you, is it?

You forgot cheese eating...

Place it in one of your nostrils, then push up on it with excessive force...

Adm. Painter: Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

God be praised! I always enjoy watching the seasons change, winter into spring, spring into summer, and summer into football...

It seems pretty laughable to just write off the insurgents as 'foreigners' as if they've come in like they own the place and are holding the entire Iraqi population hostage. And somebody must be housing them and providing them with bases(for lack of a better word) in which to stage their missions. I doubt they are pitching tents outside of town. The foreign insurgents are welcomed with open arms by at least some Iraqis...

What if she goes on the pill and it makes her boobies grow? That could ruin her game...

An hour? It only takes a few seconds to say how to be a Hilton: Act like a whore.

When infections are outlawed only outlaws will have infections?

Two words: Cop Rock I win, where do I get my prize?