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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. What in the hell? Absolutely crazy. One more death of a list of hundreds (if not thousands) somehow connected to the Clintons.
  2. I've noticed Brennan has been real quiet lately...
  3. There was a reason Dems pushed for voter registration to happen at the DMV, followed by giving illegal immigrants driver's licenses...
  4. Today, on 'When Stupid People think they are being Profound'...
  5. His full quote was likely "I don't want to say that on the record, Acosta, because you're a biased left-wing agitator posing as a journalist, enabled by your biased left-wing network, and you'll find a way to twist my words against me and against the President."
  6. After years of the left invoking "Whitey bad", I don't think 'racist' carries the same weight it used to with rational thinking people. The professional outrage mob has made people numb to it.
  7. That video clip ends too soon...?
  8. Wonder if that's related to commercials that show inter-racial relationships. Used to never see one, then in the last two years it's like someone passed a law that every commercial must show one. Don't really care, and personally think by and large inter-racial relationships are a positive, but it's hard not to notice.
  9. First thing I thought of... Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? Ted: I would go for the 7. Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk. Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that? Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh? [Hitchhiker convulses] Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted: That - good point. Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted: Why? Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're *****in' fired!
  10. Hell why stop there? Let's cancel mortgage debt and credit card debt too. It's no big deal, it's just highlighting some numbers on a computer and clicking the Delete key, right?
  11. Politics has addled her mind. She was once somewhat reasonable. Another year and she'll be institutionalized.
  12. The headlines of my local paper, The Virginian Pilot, today: Report shines light on Trump's Conduct - AG Releases Mueller Report: President's multiple attempts to stop Russia investigation largely thwarted by those around him Journalism is dead.
  13. "World Coming to an End!!!! Women and Minorities Hardest Hit!!!!!"
  14. The media and PTB gaslighted the public into voting an unknown into office 12 years ago, now they're trying to see if they can do it again.
  15. You seriously can't be this stupid. This is a parody account, right?
  16. I was ready to share the outrage about the treatment of Hect, until I got to this - He pandered, apologized, and groveled before the idiotic student/school admin lynch mob. He lost any sympathy he might have gotten from me. What kind of police chief could he be without any balls? Never apologize. Hit back twice as hard as you are hit. Give the snowflakes an inch, and not only will they take a mile they will run you out of town.
  17. Soon we'll be telling friends watching the game with us "They aren't booing, they're yelling ''CROOOOOOOOOM'".
  18. 'Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.'
  19. If that's the list, rooting to see the Raiders or the Redskins. Both teams are dysfunctional as hell and should make for entertaining TV.
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