Gavin in Va Beach

More power to you if you're more concerned about stats than winning. Then again you're probably right in that Brady has a weak arm...but that's only because he has 3 FRICKIN' SUPER BOWL RINGS weighing it down! "Tuck Rule"? Please. Should have been illegal hands to the face before the tuck rule even comes into it anyway... In the words of Herm Edwards: "You play...to win...the game." Give me Brady.

Yeah, because he's been throwing to pro-bowl receivers in New England...

Or how about "Our spies have been able to gather many pictures of you in compromising positions, Mr President. If you would like to purchase the negatives, we expect certain difficult companies to be more forthcoming in the sharing of technologies. Perhaps you should even have your Commerce Dept handle the sale of sensitive military technology so that it will be easier for us to acquire. We'll send our man Johnny Trie around to help out." Or maybe even..."Bill my friend we've known each other a long time. I've given you and your campaign lot's of money over the years. I've got a problem though, I have all this low sulfer coal I'm wanting to sell, but I hear that they are close to mining the same type of coal out in Utah. Couldn't you do something about that, maybe turn it into a national park or something? I'm sure you could do it, because we sure wouldn't want any pictures of you with cocaine and prostitutes being leaked to the press, would we?" But really, all we were really concerned about was a blow job and a stained dress...

Some say investigating a BJ, others say investigating whether or not someone lied to a federal grand jury, which is a felony. Easy to confuse the two I guess...

That's bullschit! Gather the Albany Bills Backers and storm the station! Demand action!

Should the Bills go 2-0, I'd rather have both Miami and the Jets at 1-1 then the friggin' fish tied with us at 2-0. Therefore Go Jets (I just threw up in my mouth).

Biggest gathering of social misfits I've ever seen...

My son will be sporting a new Bills outfit as well! When he wakes up from his nap we're off to his grandpa's to watch the game on the new HD widescreen and knock back a few cold one's or as in my son's case, a juice box.

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Osama ...

I read the title and threw up in my mouth! :I starred in Brokeback Mountain:

Hopefully we are get a present today and not a lump of coal (though some of you bastards deserve it no doubt )! GO BILLS!!!!!

I'll drink to that!

You'll be fuggin ugly biatches in no time...

Killians Labatts or Rolling Rock in a pinch...

Bills 24 Texans 17

Better question: Do they spit or swallow?

Friday:"Oh BTW, never mind that fleet of school buses sitting under water. It's the feds fault for not telling us to get them rolling."

A buddy of mine lost his eyebrows when he passed out where he shouldn't have. We called him 'Low-on-brow' for weeks...

!@#$ the Cowboys. I hope the whole team comes down with the clap.

:I starred in Brokeback Mountain: J-Bone!

Preach on brother preach on!

Awesome news on increasing the bandwith! Now we can add all kinds of graphics and pictures and stuff! (I keed...I keed)

*cough* *hoax* *cough*

Good call about J-Bone...

I'm not attending the opener for the first time in years either... On the positive side I'll get to watch the opener with my 1 yr-old son and his grandpa (my Pops)! Not that my little hooligan will watch it much of course. He's more interested in trying to steal the remote so he can change the channel, or run around and try to get into everything, giving me multiple grey hairs. Good times...