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Gavin in Va Beach

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  1. It's because God is angry that you touch yourself at night...
  2. Don't you know? The #1 right mentioned in the Bill of Rights, is the Right to Not Be Offended...
  3. His blitz pickups still suck...
  4. Yeah, Peter King made it up for schits and giggles and I remember a huge outcry from Bledsoe as to how it was a lie... And do you really need to put 'CW' at the end of every post? Talk about lame. That's almost as bad as continuing to have a mancrush on a QB that plays for the Cowboys. Oh wait...
  5. Gotta agree. We can't count on QB's throwing up those wounded ducks every week. If they don't find a way to stop the run, we could be in trouble. I'm starting to miss the ole' "Bend don't Break" defenses from back in the day...
  6. Easy answer- 1. He's a Dallas Cowboy. 'Nuff said. By being a Cowboy alone, I hope he schits the bed on a regular basis. 2. "A very significant story for the future of Drew Bledsoe in Buffalo happened, of all times, during the coin flip before the season's last game against Pittsburgh. Big game for Buffalo. Very big. A win over Pittsburgh, which would be resting some of its stalwarts, and the Bills were still in the playoff hunt. Winds were whipping up pretty strong that day -- 17 mph. Before he walked out to midfield for the flip, Bledsoe was advised by coaches to choose to defend the east goal if Pittsburgh won the toss and elected to receive. That way, the Steelers wouldn't be wind-aided when they took the ball. Pittsburgh won the toss. Pittsburgh elected to receive. Bledsoe said Buffalo would defend the west goal. West? We told him east! The Bills sideline was stunned. What is God's name was Bledsoe doing? Bledsoe explained that when he got to midfield, it seemed to him the wind was whipping around differently than the way the coaches thought, and so he picked the opposite goal to defend. There was some anger toward Bledsoe on the sideline, and maybe it was just coincidental, but the Steelers scored 23 of their 29 points going from west to east that day -- and Bledsoe's decision backfired. Sometimes, coaches don't want players to think. They want players to do what they're told. Bledsoe defied the Buffalo staff that day, a sort of subtle defiance that began to irritate the Bills coaches the same way it had irritated Bill Belichick's staff four years earlier. That simple act didn't get Bledsoe unemployed. Three very big Bills losses this year (at New England, at Baltimore, and that Pittsburgh game), in which he threw zero touchdowns and eight interceptions, helped Mike Mularkey decide he'd be as well off playing J.P. Losman, a kid he knew had some mobility and, more important, would follow instructions." Pete King- SI 3. His knack for always fuggin up when we needed him the most.
  7. Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
  8. Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here
  9. This guy seems to only post when school is out. He's probably trying to knock down TD to bolster his self esteem which is usually low due to bullies always taking his lunch money...
  10. That was eloquent and profound. Bravo sir! If the final score is Buffalo 3 Miami 2, that's still a great !@#$in' game IMO
  11. Talk about damning with faint praise...
  12. Have you built a cross to nail him on yet?
  13. Seems there are two clubs in this thread: The Bledsoe Haters Club and The Bledsoe Fellators Club.
  14. I'll trade Cinci or San Diego if the Bills sweep New England.
  15. Man I wish we still had Bledsoe!
  16. Uhhhh...London Fletcher anyone? We'd all be sitting here wondering how in the hell would we climb out of this 1-4 hole if Fletch hadn't been flying around all day...
  17. Who won? So STFU. Besides, compared to the last 3 games, the team looked All-Pro yesterday...
  18. There is always a turd in the punch bowl...
  19. Grilled fish...be sure to squish it first...
  20. But can she cook?
  21. You could set your beer in that ass crack...
  22. Again, you can jerk off to statistics as much as you guys want, but anyone who watches the games can see that Willis is not getting the ball in many situations that expressly call for it. The bringing him in and out on 3rd downs is also leading to a predictability of the offense. Not to mention that the percentage of Willis's touches is skewed, because the Offense has so many 3-and-out series that there aren't a whole lot of offensive plays to begin with...
  23. About frickin' time. Makes great plays in the preseason then you never hear from him again. Meanwhile Edwards, who doesn't do schit, gets pro-bowler treatment until injured.
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