Gavin in Va Beach

All of her CD's should be coated with a substance that makes people sterile...

Would this be a feasible tax reform plan? Everyone pays 10 percent. No deductions.

How does one become a shape-shifting reptilian? That might be pretty cool to do at parties...

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I heard he liked to set his phaser on "fabulous".

I'm reminded of that famous quote:"Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you."

Kansas City time of possession was something ridiculous like 42 minutes and Miami had many 3 and outs. That equals not many chances for your running game. Not to mention Ricky had some carries as well.

Props man, I don't think I could replace a radiator myself. I know schit about auto repair.

I'd be tempted on the Manning for Manning and Gates deal. They have almost identical scores right now and there's no reason to believe it won't stay that way with Indy stressing the run and defense more this year. You'll also be getting a top receiving threat in Gates. Jordan is a better option that Barlow, as defenses will still need to respect Collin's arm but probably won't care much about Alex Smith's.

Could you see the stage or was all that big hair blocking the view?

Personally I think they'd play even better if they started saying "DYNOMITE!" like Jimmy Walker in Good Times...

The correct thing for TD to have said in the article: "Drew is a Cowboy now so the only time I wouldn't piss on him is if he were on fire. Next question."

I wouldn't want to mess with them, those guys are friggin' huge!

Any woman admitting she's wrong, especially one that's married, has got to be a sign that the end of the world is near...

Everyone could make some serious coin if they would just let ESPN broadcast, but no, too simple I guess. Hell it's football, I'll watch!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Now that I'm back from changing my pants I gotta say, that was pretty cool...

2 games ago to Lee Evans, Holcomb hit him around 15-20 yds and he ran it another 25 or 30, IIRC...

He should have been offered a deal where he get's the chair and Bird throws the switch. Probably would have went for it...

Our animals are part our family. Condolences.

It's never too late for boobies...

Oh my good good God, I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I big fan of the show, but I've never seen this one. The improv they do is great, but like this skit sometimes their reactions to each other are what is really hilarious.

Had you bothered to view my post in context, you would have seen that I only posted the material I did in response to TPS's post which was directly related to Wilson's credibility. But hey, if you want to keep going off on tangents, nobody can stop you...

Your trade seems to say "I sacrifice RB points and hope to make up for it with QB points". That's not a bad reason to trade, but I don't think you are getting good value. I have Palmer on one of my teams and although he is a fantasy stud right now and ranked #2 in my league, Delhomme is only 6 spots behind him. In fact Delhomme has scored better than Palmer the last 4 games and would probably be tied with him if he didn't have a bad week #2. With Carolina getting a bye this week Delhomme is expected to be fine by week #8 and Brooks should be able to carry you through this week against St Lou. You don't gain enough at QB, IMO. RB could end up hurting you if Shipp continues to underperform and either Bettis or Jones gets injured again.

it's clear you can't keep a consistent train of thought or are engaging in the time tested tactics of lawyers to obfuscate and blur the meanings of things, because your doesn't mention anything about chiropractors and my post doesn't mention anything about chiropractors either, simply frivolous lawsuits. Main Entry: friv·o·lous Pronunciation: 'fri-v&l-&s, -v&-l&s Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English, from Latin frivolus 1 a : of little weight or importance b : having no sound basis (as in fact or law) <a frivolous lawsuit> 2 a : lacking in seriousness b : marked by unbecoming levity - friv·o·lous·ly adverb - friv·o·lous·ness noun from Law.com, regarding a Republican tort reform bill... Democrats challenged GOP claims that frivolous lawsuits were on the rise. However, the American Tort Reform Association, which lobbies for liability reform, said lawsuit abuse is at an all-time high, with the average family of four paying a "tort tax" of $3,236. The House-passed legislation would revive a pre-1993 rule setting mandatory sanctions against lawyers who file frivolous lawsuits. http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1095107244862 Of course I would expect the American Tort Reform Association to be a little biased themselves, but why not link to the studies showing them wrong, unless of course you can't. Or you could continue to be a condescending prick...