Gavin in Va Beach

One of the "ladies" that got knocked down lost her wig... I think she was the one that was lately complaining about her leg. Can you say law$uit?

Quit your bitching...

Truer words have never been spoken. Prayers going out to your family.

Do we know why she was in Australia? Could have been laying low...

It's all in vain. Everyone knows that a team has a 5-year grace period from criticism after winning a championship...

Hell I'd take Haslett...

Isn't that the guy from Titanic?

I don't care who you are, you're probably not going to win when the other team shoots 82 fuggin' percent for the second half and 53% overall. Now you can point the finger at the Orange defense for some of that, and rightfully so, but don't belittle the excellent night of shooting that Bucknell had either. Plus, unlike college football, losing some early won't hurt you. It's all about winning late.

Next thing you know, they'll have to provide a room and animals to sacrifice for the Satanists after they threaten a lawsuit. Hey, I wonder if they would provide a room stocked with wine and women for the pagans?

This is the part that should be highlighted and sent to Jerry Gray... What if the 2005 Bears defense is the new 1985 Bears defense? Pat Kirwan first raised this possibility last week. Come Sunday, the Bears held the high-scoring Panthers to three points. Chicago is allowing 11 points per game, best in the NFL, and also has allowed the least yardage. Yes, the Bears have faced some weak offenses: Hasn't Chicago played the Lions six times already this season? But the Bears defense looks stout and is doing it the old-fashioned way, with conservative position-oriented schemes, not by excessive blitzing. Chicago has a favorable schedule down the stretch. Damn, I meant to predict the Bears would be good!

I think that's the Beer Barrell Polka actually...

You can't quit! You're fired!! Fuggin' Orange...

Barney Miller

I don't know what you're on, but man, I got's to have some!

Don't be a puss and go get ya some venison. Them there's good eats!

He'll pardon it after he tortures it first...

Why not? It's worked well in Detroit with Matt Millen...

The real issue is whether on not one believes that there should be a minimum wage to begin with and if the government has the authority to mandate one in a somewhat free market society. If it is indeed ok for a government to institute a minimum wage then why isn't it $10-15 bucks an hour? Another question I've always had: it's always been said that we need immigration (and illegal immigration) for workers to do the jobs Americans supposedly don't want to do and it's implied that they work below minimum wage. Doesn't that make the concept of minimum wage a farce?

You should write him back and reply "The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the !@#$ing question."

Wade didn't want Flutie. He was all about starting the "Phillips-Johnson era to replace the Levy-Kelly era" (I believe those are his exact words, but I could be a little off). If you want a window into Head Coach Wade's World, the team with Johnson is the more accurate. Flutie thrived independent of coaches plans. Busted plays are his bread and butter. You don't think the W-L record of Flutie is a testament to Pendry's coaching as well do you?

Ouch. I agree that doesn't reflect well on Coach Bunch-of-Mularkey. Try to imagine Lombardi making that statement...

Yeah, Wade Phillips was such a great head coach with a great record he got how many more head coaching jobs after the Bills? If you want an accurate depiction of Wade's tenure as Bills head coach, look at his record without Flutie as the starting QB. He's a good to great Defensive Coordinator, which is nothing to sneeze at, but a lousy head coach. And his buddy Joe Pendry is doing a bangup job as O-Coordinator for the Houston Texans I see...

The reality is that at halftime Ralph walked into the restroom of his owners box to change his Depends adult diaper then came back out to finish his tapioca pudding...

Actually I think Larry King was on his 5th wife, and his current wife was just graduating from junior high...

Looks like mommy needs to up your ritalin dosage...